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00_index.htm 41k
00_index.txt 30k
13traits.zip 1k Text on 13 desirable character traits, a Jewish perspective.
300bps.zip 2k 101 things to do with your old 300 baud modem!
59insn.zip 3k 59 signs that you are going insane. Humorous.
95bridge.zip 4k How to Bride a LANtastic Network using Win95.
a2faq.zip 32k Official Apple ][ FAQ: Feb, 8th 1995 update.
abort.zip 1k Humorous collection of Error reading Drive C:..
absurd.zip 1k Absurd Product Warnings. Funny. Ascii Text.
accident.zip 1k Insurance Form Accident Summary by Policyholders. Very Funny!
actnow.zip 19k Three text files that contain all the phone numbers, fax numbers, email and
add2.zip 7k A Text file about Attention Deficit Disorder and AD Hyperactivity D (ADHD).
addict.zip 4k 90 ways to tell if you are a BBS addict. Humorous Ascii Text file.
airjokes.zip 33k Collection of aviation related jokes.
airos.zip 1k Humorous What if an Operating System ran an Airlines. ASCII TEXT FILE.
alankeye.zip 6k Position Paper on American Moral Crisis By Republican Dr. Alan Keyes.
amigarlz.zip 2k Amiga Qualities FAQ: Why an AMIGA is a good computer to have.
amish.zip 1k Top 10 Amish Spring Break Activities. TEXT.
amiwalkr.zip 4k The Walker/AT FAQ 1.2: Information about Amiga computers.
amlf.zip 83k Animaniacs Mega Lyrics File 3.1.2: June 1996
analogy.zip 2k Collection of the worst analogies ever used in a highschool essay contest.
andreath.zip 6k Transcript of an interview with Andrea Thompson (Talia Winters from Babylon
animalri.zip 3k Animal Rights Alert Bulletin. Very Funny.
answer.zip 10k Another collection of humorous answering machine outgoing messages.
answerng.zip 1k Psychiatric Hospital Help Line Answering Mach
answmsgs.zip 9k Collection of Outgoing Msgs for an Answering Machine. Very Funny.
antilib.zip 76k Re-Evaluating Liberal Wisdom from the Center for the Historical Study of
applbomb.zip 3k Humorous text file about how Apple Computers arranged for its own bombing
appleeve.zip 10k The Apple [computer] Bites the African Eve by: Marvin Lubenow. This text fi
applicat.zip 1k Application Form for residence in Arkansas.
apploss.zip 1k Exerpt from USA Today (April 18th, 1996) Money Section about Apples critic
arabsay.zip 1k Top 10 Most Useful things to say when traveling in Moslem Arab areas.
arfaq.zip 20k Anne Rice FAQ: February 13th, 1995.
armed.zip 3k The Armed Womans Attitude Test. Great!
atfreg.zip 252k MS Word DOC file on Firearms Laws/Reg from the ATF.
atombomb.txt 5k
aussie.zip 2k Text file about the Non-Discovery of Austrialia. Pretty funny!
b5bgfaq.zip 58k Babylon 5 Frequently Asked Questions and BattleStar Galactica FAQ [Feb 95].
b5edu.zip 5k Things I learned from watching the TV series Babylon 5. Ascii Text file.
b5sept15.zip 23k Babylon 5 Frequently Asked Questions list September 15th, 1995 Update. ASCI
babies.zip 1k Joke about the delivery of babies to the wives of three different men. Cute
babylon5.zip 5k Babylon 5 Technical FAQ Sheet 1.2
babysong.txt 2k
badday.zip 1k 18 Ways you can tell its going to be a rotten day. Humorous.
baddoc.zip 1k Top 10 signs youve been to see a bad doctor
badmed.zip 14k Bad Medicine: A Discussion of the new morality by Bob Jones, III. Text fi
barney1.zip 1k Barney the Dinosaur arrested on 137 counts of child molestation. Humorous
barney2.zip 1k Just What is Barney Anyway? Several leading theories about Barney. Funny.
bartbord.zip 1k Collection of all things Bart Simpson has ever written on the Blackboard
bb_bumps.zip 96k Bumps in the Big Bang by: Russell Humphreys, Ph.D. Text file examining the
bbs_cmnd.zip 1k The 30 Commandments of BBSing.
bbsfaq14.zip 21k Unix Compatible BBS FAQ 1.4. Answers common questions about BBSes.
biblcthu.zip 30k A Bibliography of Cthulhu Mythos Tales.
blindate.zip 3k 55 Things To Do To Get Rid Of Your Blind Date. This one is truly hilarious.
blond.zip 8k The Complete Collection of CLEAN Blond Jokes.
blondes.zip 20k 389 Blonde jokes. May offend some users.
bmg.zip 84k Blockbuster Music Music Catalog of CDs/Cassettes now available. Simple TXT
books.zip 1k Humorous listing of Worlds Shortest Books!
bored.zip 4k 258 Things to do when you are bored.
boss.zip 3k 50 Ways to confuse your Boss.
braindam.zip 1k 37 question Brain Damage Quiz. Find out if you are brain damaged or not.
brainded.zip 1k Public Service Announcementto SysOps concerning Brain Dead Users (BDUs).
brainwsh.zip 20k The Battle for the Mind: Brainwashing and hypnotic techniques being used on
brebynj.zip 3k How to win Barren Realms Elite by Joe Vidunas. ASCII TEXT FILE.
brehnt10.zip 25k BRE hint file for League games
bse1.zip 4k Bovine Spongiform Encephalopathy (crazy cow disease): Educational text file
bstarred.zip 129k Battlestar Red - A Red Dwarf/Battlestar Galactic Crossover by Michelle Mart
bsticker.zip 1k List of very funny actual bumper stickers.
budget.zip 1k We Wish Youd Fix The Budget (Sung to the tune of We Wish You A Merry
buserror.zip 4k Global Bus Error: A text file containing a humorous interpretation of a
bush.zip 4k Text file collection of lyrics to all songs on the CD Sixteen Stone by Bush
camping.zip 1k Humorous text file about modern camping.
caq_6-95.zip 8k Secret FISA Court and its authorization of over 7500 gov. spies for Natl
cars.zip 1k If MicroSoft built Cars. Hillarious.
cars2.zip 2k If Automobiles were manufactured the same way program are... cute.
cartoonr.zip 3k Cartoon Laws: The complete collection
catbath.zip 2k Cat Bathing as a Martial Art. Hillarious!
cateye.txt 2k
cats.zip 4k Basic Rules for Cats who have a house to run!
cboarder.txt 5k
cda.zip 7k The Communications Decency Act of 1995: Ascii text file of the various
chicken.zip 2k Various Star Trek personas answer the age old question Why did the Chicken
clintjok.zip 15k Collection of jokes about our illustrious president, Bill Clinton. Most of
codinter.zip 11k Interview with Circle of Dust member Scott Albert.
combat.zip 1k Murphys Laws of Combat. Funny.
companio.zip 6k Companion by Ron Stanions: Fantasy RPG AD&D type story from the Internet.
compdict.zip 8k The Computer Dictionary: A very HUMOROUS compilation of tongue-in-cheek
comphill.zip 1k The Computer Hillbillies (sung to the tune of The Beverly Hillbillies). Ver
complaw.zip 1k 19 Laws of Computers. Cute.
compterm.zip 1k Funny Definations of various Computer Terms: HUMOROUS.
cookies.zip 1k Humorous story about some cookies.
cows2.zip 21k ASCII cows collection.
craving.zip 1k The Craving: Short story about an unusual craving. Cute.
crazyflm.zip 13k Crazy film credits from films like The Naked Gun movies and Airplane.
cud110.zip 14k Computer Underground Digest Volume 1, Issue 1
dbarry.zip 49k A compilation of Dave Barrys Funniest Humor Columns from the past few mont
defense.zip 1k You Might Be Working For A Defense Company If Humourous ascii text file.
depress.zip 1k 16 Rules for Depression. Facetious.
didnt.zip 3k You Didnt: Inspirational Poem for Fathers.
dishtrk.zip 5k Informational file on How to Align a Satellite Dish. ASCII Text.
dizzydef.zip 8k Collection of Stupid Definitions for common everyday words.
doj-v-m.zip 4k Militia Leaders Home Raided By Gun Wielding Feds. Reprinted from The Balan
dosarch.zip 13k MSDOS Archives FAQ: May 1996 Update
dr#31.zip 25k The Groom Lake Desert Rat Online Newsletter, Issue #31, October 1995.
dreams.zip 30k Dreams FAQ 1.5: Lucid Dreaming & Dream Interpretation. January 1995 Update.>
drinkdrv.zip 1k Poem about the dangers of drinking and driving. Written by a teenage girl.
drwho.zip 16k List of Bloopers from various Dr. Who episodes. Very interesting!
dumb.zip 2k Collection of Dumb Thoughts for the Day.
duneterm.zip 18k Militia Leaders Home Raided By Gun Wielding Feds. Reprinted from The Balan
dylan.zip 7k Collection of lyrics to Bob Dylan tunes.
elephant.zip 2k How various professions would go about hunting an elephant in the 90s.
elephnt2.zip 1k Collection of Elephant Jokes.
elevator.zip 2k 50 Fun things to do in an elevator.
emufaq.zip 56k Emulation FAQ v1.1.1: June 1996 Update
energy.zip 84k Sustainable Energy Strategy: Clean & Secure Energy for a Competitive Econom>
engineer.zip 2k You might be an engineer if.... Humorous text file describing traits of an
english.zip 2k Collection of Mistranslations of English Language as seen on various signs
ets-epa.zip 2k Text file on the Bad Effects of Smoking From the EPA. Good Motivation!!
european.zip 1k Funny Text file explaining how language would look if it were reformed over
evita.zip 19k Complete libretto for Evita by Andrew Lloyd Webber. ASCII TEXT.
exam.zip 3k Militia Leaders Home Raided By Gun Wielding Feds. Reprinted from The Balan
excuses.zip 1k Collection of badly misspelled or misworded Please Excuse ____ from school
expect.zip 1k What most Women and Men expect in the oposite sex and what they really end
express.zip 2k Quiz on 25 expressions that dont mean what they say.
ext000.zip 7k EXTENTION List: Explains over 200 file extensions and the software with whi
fairrebt.zip 12k FAIRs Response to Rush Limbaughs 5000 word response to FAIRs Reign of
faq-warp.zip 116k Frequently Asked Questions about OS/2 WARP. Release 3, February 20th, 1995.
fart.zip 9k Two text files about farting. May offend those of a more delicate nature.
farts.zip 2k Humorous text file explaining various types of farts.
fascism.zip 5k Militia Leaders Home Raided By Gun Wielding Feds. Reprinted from The Balan
fepoem.zip 1k Militia Leaders Home Raided By Gun Wielding Feds. Reprinted from The Balan
fequest.txt 11k
ferengi.zip 3k The Ferengi Rules of Aquisition from DS9.
fif.zip 14k Faith & Intellectual Fairness by John F. Donovan: Text on how tolerance of>
fileid.zip 8k FileID.TXT 1.7: Details the advantage of including a FILE_ID.DIZ file with
filmgoof.zip 26k Film Goofs List 2.0: Sept 1991 update. Includes a few bloopers from Indiann
finalexm.txt 3k
firedept.zip 2k Complete Listing of all fire departments in the St. Louis Metro area
fixline.zip 4k Text file on improving connect speeds for 56K modems.
flood.zip 5k They Might Be Giants: Ascii text lyrics to the songs on the Flood cd.
fmblrule.zip 2k FumbleRules: Some good tips and rules for correct writting.
freak.zip 3k Canonical List of how to totally freak out your roommate!
fruitcak.zip 1k The Best Fruitcake Youve Ever Had Recipe. Humorous. Not intended to encour
fundefin.zip 4k Collection of NEW words for everyday situations. Humorous.
g_help.zip 2k Tech support Question on Girlfriend 1.0 (Fiction)
geek30.zip 19k The Code of the Geeks 3.0. July 12th 1995 Update. The Code is popular in
geekguid.zip 4k Girls Geek Guide. Humorous text file.
gender.zip 3k Humorous Newpaper Article about how Men and Women really do think and act
gender2.zip 2k Humorous story about how women are sensitive about dirt and insensitive abo
generatn.zip 1k 3 generations are compared on various subjects. Hillarious Text file.
genxer.zip 3k You might be a Generation Xer if.... Humorous text file listing the signs
genxer2.zip 2k Profile of 4 generations. Multiple choice quiz. Hilarious. Find out what
gilligan.zip 1k Filk song for Star Trek Voyager called Voyager (Rolling in the) Isle sung
girlf10.zip 2k Humorous text file that warns about potential problems you might encounter
gmhelp.zip 1k If General Motors had a help-line for people who didnt know how to drive,
goldwin.zip 2k Collection of quotes from Samuel Goldwyn.
grail.zip 22k Script to Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Great.
gtauto.txt 1k
gtstats.zip 12k Short Stats for every GT Freestyle and Dirt bike.
guns.zip 4k Letter/editorial published originally in Soldier of Fortune magazine about
hackdic.zip 37k Text file of the Original Hackers Dictionary (These are slang terms used b
handey.zip 4k Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey of Saturday Night live. Something to think abo
happy.zip 1k Collection of Happiness is... sayings.
hhgstrek.zip 27k The Hitchhikers Guide to Star Trek: This is a humorous story about our
hhgtng.zip 4k Hitchhickers Guide to the Galaxy-Class Cruiser by Adrian Roselli. Shorter
highway.zip 1k If Superhighways were like the Internet..
hitler.zip 2k Hitlers Top 59 Mistakes..
hoglettr.zip 1k Sarcastic letter to the Secretary of Agriculture about the Not Raising Hog
homebpc.zip 26k Homebuilt Computers FAQ: June 1996
homeschl.zip 11k Collection of Microsoft Word for Windows files concerning The Missouri
honey.zip 2k Humorous story of one mans problems with his computer and his wife.
hooked.txt 5k
horr.zip 7k 90 hints and tips on what to do or not to do should you find yourself trapp
hr_email.zip 3k Text file about the U.S. House of Representatives Constituent E-Mail System
humor.zip 69k Humorous Text Collection. Pretty Funny. Dirty & vulgar texts have been remo>
ibm.zip 1k Militia Leaders Home Raided By Gun Wielding Feds. Reprinted from The Balan
id4.zip 3k 40 Things I Learned from the movie ID4 that I Never Knew Before! Absolutely
imp-138a.zip 7k Text File: Not According to Hoyle by John W. Oller, Jr. Ph.D. A discussion
imp-180a.zip 7k Text File: Evolution: A Theory In Crisis A commentary on the book by Michae
imp-227b.zip 7k Text File: Evolution and the American Abortion Mentality by Paul G. Humber.
imp-245a.zip 7k Text File: Christianity and Technological Advance - The Astonishing Connect
imp-247a.zip 8k Text File: Compromises and Consequences - The Genesis Account by Fred Wills
infodare.zip 5k Intersting opinion regarding the D.A.R.E. Program. Ascii Text.
inuendo.zip 1k The Nerd Inuendo List: How do nerds make lewd inuendos about nerdettes?
irs.zip 46k Collection of text files concerning some interesting information about the
javnl004.zip 8k Java Newsletter Issue 004 by Glen McCluskey 4 Contents: = Random Numbers in
jmoto2.txt 2k
jms1.zip 36k Collection of messages by J. Michael Stratzynski (Babylon 5 creator) posted
jokepak1.zip 7k Clean Jokes Pack Volume 1. Ascii Text file.
jokepak2.zip 5k Clean Jokes Pack Volume 2. Ascii Text file.
jokepak3.zip 6k Clean Jokes Pack Volume 3. Ascii Text file.
jokepak4.zip 6k Clean Jokes Pack Volume 4. Humorous. Ascii.
jokes.zip 7k Collection of jokes in ascii text format.
kalifaq.zip 15k Kali and Net Games FAQ 1.2
kids.zip 1k Collection of humorous comments from kids on various things.
knight.zip 3k Interesting story about a Knight.
ladytigr.zip 6k The Lady or the Tiger. Unusual story.
lamers.zip 4k The LaMeR. Description of a BBS loser.
lastword.zip 1k Famous Last Words. Cute.
laws2liv.zip 17k Laws to Live By: Humorous variations on the Murphys Law theme.
lawslive.zip 1k 25 Laws that People Live By.
lawsuit.zip 5k Court Transcript of lawsuit: Wile E. Coyote versus ACME Co.
lecture.zip 3k 50 Fun things to do during a boring lecture.
lefty.zip 1k Lefty rights. Cute.
libert01.zip 26k Collection of Libertarian oriented text-files on the following topics: What
libert02.zip 27k Collection of Libertarian text files on the following topics: State Departm
libparty.zip 31k Text files detailing the main points of the Libertarian Partys platform on
liferule.zip 1k 14 Rules of Life. Humorous.
linfaq.zip 40k Linux FAQ: March 96 Update
linuxhow.zip 90k Collection of Linux HOWTO FAQs: How to install Linux, Bootdisks, CDroms,
litebulb.zip 3k Collection of LightBulb Jokes.
lmriz11.zip 16k Lamerize 1.1: Converts a text file to lamer-speak. Freeware from Bob Dunnel
locksmit.zip 15k Locksmithing FAQ 5.8: June 1996 Editon
lois_x.zip 8k Lois Lane and Superman meet Scully & Mulder. Would Superman make a good X-F
looking.zip 34k Looking Inward - Observations on the art of Meditation by K. Khao Suan Luan
m96web.zip 6k Ever wanted to be a magician ?? Here is a great starting point! Includes 8
magic.zip 11k Magic The Gathering Frequently Asked Questions file. Originally published i
magnetic.zip 19k The Earths Magnetic Field is Young by: Russell Humphreys, Ph.D. A text fil
marcp.zip 2k Ascii Text lyrics to 3 zany songs by Marc Plainguet: Amoebas in Love, Barb
marylamb.zip 1k Sick renditions of Mary Had a Little Lamb.
mdwarr.txt 5k
medterms.zip 1k The Arkansas Medical Dictionary. Funny.
men.zip 1k Because We Are Men manifesto.
milk.zip 1k Is the Glass half-empty or half-full? Humorous reactions from various types
minn.zip 1k 26 Minnesota Slogans.
mira.zip 6k The last letter from Mira Furlan (aka Delenn of Babylon 5 series) to her fe
misctext.zip 1k 5 Humorous Sayings.
misctrek.zip 9k ST:TNG Christmas Carol Guide, Top 54 signs the Enterprise D is not function
missyou.txt 1k
mobytrbo.zip 3k Explaination of the Mobyturbo speed transfer protocol for ZModem.
mollari.zip 6k Humorous Text file spoofing Babylon 5 characters in a script about a fictic
momwords.zip 1k Moms Dictionary: Hillarious definitions.
monarch.zip 10k Design Features of the Monarch Butterfly Life Cycle by: Jules Poirier and
moonover.zip 8k Moon Over Bajor Deep Space Nine spoof.
moviecom.zip 2k Militia Leaders Home Raided By Gun Wielding Feds. Reprinted from The Balan
moviekno.zio 3k
movietrm.zip 18k Militia Leaders Home Raided By Gun Wielding Feds. Reprinted from The Balan
movietrv.zip 74k Movie Trivia Frequently Asked Questions: August 1993 update. Collection of
msinet.zip 12k Can Microsoft Catch Up To The Internet by Andrew Schulman. A Software
msjoke.zip 2k Humorous joke about Microsofts campaigne to sell Windows 95 to the last
mspress.zip 3k Microsoft Press Releases about their new MSNetwork and their competitive ra
mst3kfaq.zip 15k Frequently Asked Questions sheets on the Mystery Science Theater 3000 serie
mstrek.zip 2k Microsoft: The Next Generation. Humorous Transcript of what happens when th
muppets.zip 11k Genetic Drift or Grades of Shay: Star Trek The Next Generation Parody skit
murphylw.zip 1k Small collection of some of Murphys Laws.
mylove.txt 1k
myth.zip 4k Text file on THE TWO-PARTY SYSTEM MYTH: Presidential Elect.: The MultiParti
nascar6f.zip 14k NASCAR racing schedules, team lists with wildcat color codes.
ncscam.zip 1k Militia Leaders Home Raided By Gun Wielding Feds. Reprinted from The Balan
nettrek2.zip 12k Freq. Asked Questions about the crew of the Enterprise from Star Trek show.
nfp96v10.zip 80k Nightmare Factory Productions presents their all new October, 1996 guide! L
ngstips.zip 5k National Genealogical Society text files containing advice for beginners,
niteb4.zip 1k Technical translation of the classic The Night Before Christmas story. Fu
no_work.zip 3k 99 excuses to skip out of work early.
nocarr~1.txt 1k
obeprops.zip 31k Outcome Based Education related texts that critque the system and offer adv
ode2spot.txt 1k
old_lady.zip 1k Lyrics to I know an old lady who swallowed. childrens song. cute.
oldwhen.zip 1k Collection of You know youre old when... saying. Humorous.
oracles1.zip 61k Collection of humorous texts from the Usenet called Usenet Oracularities
os_jok.zip 1k Humorous metaphors comparing various operating systems.. Text file.
oxymoron.zip 5k Collection of interesting Oxymorons.
pacesttr.zip 1k The 23rd Psalm for Busy People.
paperpen.zip 1k Cute techincal description of Paper & Pencils
para.zip 20k Frequently Asked Questions about Parapsychology version 1.4: June 21st, 199
pcgames.zip 9k Internet PC Games Chart Document v14: Dec 95
pcred.zip 3k Politically Correct Little Red Riding Hood story. ASCII Text file.
pernfaq.zip 20k Frequently Asked Questions about Anne McCafferys Dragonriders of Pern se
perplex.zip 2k Collection of humorous perplexing questions.
phantom.zip 36k Militia Leaders Home Raided By Gun Wielding Feds. Reprinted from The Balan
phonetic.zip 3k Proposition about a new form of phonetic english. Pretty funny.
phontrik.zip 2k Legal things that can enhance your home phone like always busy and music o
photowrk.zip 2k Informational Text file for graphics users on how to obtain the Photo Works
pity.zip 1k Pity: A short poem by Nick Paplanus.
pizza.zip 4k 100 ways to freak people out while ordering a pizza.
poems.zip 1k Nice Love Poem [girl to guy].
pomjun95.zip 7k Secret FISA Court and its authorization of over 7500 gov. spies for Natl
poolfaqs.zip 12k Pool & Billards FAQ v2.1: May 1995 update.>
pope.zip 1k Cute joke about the Pope getting a ticket.
postd.zip 2k E-Mail Addresses to all St. Louis Post Dispatch writers, reporters & editor
ppcfaq.zip 26k PowerPC FAQ: June 1996 update.
pregnant.zip 1k If Men Got Pregnant. Humorous.
procrast.zip 1k The Procrastinators Creed. Cute.
psxlist.zip 12k The 1997-1998 Play Station Games Listing. TEXT.
puke.zip 4k 350 Synonyms for the word Puke and 16 bonus synonyms for special occasion
purpsith.zip 8k Star Wars: The Purple Sith. Star Wars Screenplay Spoof in which the The Reb
pwsteal.zip 3k CAT Legal Research & Security FAQ on Password Stealing.
quid-sit.zip 22k Quid Sit Veritas: The Odyssey of one Human Embreyologist as a Modern Diogen
quiz.zip 3k 30 Question Concrete Language Operation Test.
quizbbs.zip 2k Are you addicted to BBSing? Here is a short True/False Quiz for you to take
rad_who.zip 28k Dr. Who Frequently Asked Questions: 9/94
rdinfo.zip 21k Frequently Asked Questions on Red Dwarf the BBC sci-fi comedy. April 15th 1
rdnckif.zip 5k Collection of You might be a Redneck if.. sayings. Humorous.
rdwarf.zip 3k Article written by Craig Charles (Lister) of Red Dwarf about his recent arr
realsysp.zip 2k Real Sysops Dont... A Humorous text file that outlines what real sysops do
recomend.zip 1k A few suggested phrases for when you need to write a letter of reccomendati
redneck.txt 6k
redwrf.zip 433k ENTIRE scripts for EVERY SINGLE Red Dwarf Episode from Season 1 through Sea
restate.zip 2k Collection of Secret Real Estate Codes.
restroom.zip 2k Militia Leaders Home Raided By Gun Wielding Feds. Reprinted from The Balan
rights.zip 2k What are your rights as a bbser?
rltruths.zip 1k Text file of Rush Limbaughs 35 Truths
rodents.zip 1k Technical translation of the lyrics to Three Blind Mice. Pretty cute.
rottnhut.zip 1k The story of Ladle Rat Rotten Hut. The tale of Little Red Riding Hood
rpg_list.zip 17k Complete Usenet List of RolePlaying Games Any & every RPG game ever created>
sailing.zip 1k Humorous definitions about boating & sailing.>
santa.txt 4k
say_no.zip 2k 101 Easy Ways to Say No, Id Love to But...
science.zip 2k Humorous and innovative answers to science oriented questions from kids on
scrolls.zip 19k Translations from the Dead Sea Scrolls. From Smithsonian Online. Text files
scsifaq.zip 46k SCSI FAQ: May 1996 update. Systems & devices. Set up & config.>
seedsow.zip 6k Seed Sowing Manual outlining the proccess for sowing orchid seeds.
seminar.zip 1k 31 Seminars for Women. Cute.
setupbbs.zip 15k Text file on how to setup a BBS.
seustrek.zip 2k What Star Trek TNG would be like IF Dr. Seuss wrote the scripts.. Humorous
sftv-upc.zip 10k Science Fiction Television: Schedule of upcoming shows for various sci-fi
sheathed.zip 7k American Center for Law and Justice presents Faith & Culture Aug/Sept 94:>
shoot.txt 3k
shortof.zip 5k The Last Full-Deck Listing. Collection of alternate sayings indicating
shr.zip 32k Collection of lyrics from the ever-popular Schoolhouse Rock Conjunction
sic_em.zip 1k Militia Leaders Home Raided By Gun Wielding Feds. Reprinted from The Balan
slavery.zip 4k Beauregards Manifesto. Satirical interview with a pro-slavery advocate wit
smile.zip 2k Collection of emoticon smiles and facial expressions that can be made by
smiley.zip 2k Yet another collection of emoticon smileys.
so_that.zip 1k Short odd tales about some very odd people.
soap.zip 2k Cute letters recording an ongoing problem between a hotel resident and her
songbook.zip 27k Unoffical Pearl Jam Songbook 1.7 (2-16-95): Contains an assortment of lyric
songs.zip 1k Three little dittys that are really silly.
spaceflt.zip 3k Exerpt from A Brief History of Spaceflight.
spam.zip 1k Militia Leaders Home Raided By Gun Wielding Feds. Reprinted from The Balan
species.zip 10k Patterns of Speciation by: Kenneth Cumming, Ph.D.
sre10.zip 11k SRE 10 Legacies: Heroes from the past are suddenly transporting to the pres
sre_finl.zip 14k SRE The Finale: This is the conclusion to the SRE Text Series. After a dizz
sretale1.zip 11k SRE Trilogy Set by Josh Renaud: SRE I The Best Game Ever Played, SRE II: Th
sretale2.zip 35k SRE Trilogy Set includes: SRE IV: The Confrontation! SRE V: The Underground
sretale3.zip 33k SRE Trilogy Set includes: SRE VII: Petros 50 years after SRE6, Amoko has
sretales.zip 17k Two more SRE stories includes: SRE The Feqh-Netur. A new covert force arise
sretrade.zip 4k SRE Commerce & Advanced Trade Theories. Text file about several advanced
srex.zip 15k SRE: X. A diplomats family is brutally massacred by pirates & he plots
st-tech.zip 24k Star Trek Technical FAQ sheet. Details warp, transwarp, replicators, subspa
st_chnc.zip 48k What happens when the Star Trek universe collides with the Star Wars Univer
starccg.zip 2k Star Wars Card Game informational file.
starkill.zip 70k The Adventures of Starkiller by George Lucas: This is an early draft of the
stdrink.zip 2k Star Wars drinking game instructions. This game is not intended to promote
stephenw.zip 14k Humor: Collect. of Stephen Wright lines
sthumor.zip 1k Humorous Text Collection. Pretty Funny. Dirty & vulgar texts have been remo>>
stoppoli.zip 4k Suggestions regarding what to do if you are stopped by police. TEXT.
stories.zip 10k Two short stories written by a user. Cool.
stparody.zip 30k Seven Star Trek Parody skits off of national Star Trek Nets.
strikeba.zip 64k The Empire Strikes Back screenplay. Ascii.
strwrner.zip 4k Star Warners: Yoda gets three new apprentices Yakko, Wakko, and Dot. Includ
sttl.zip 47k Text file collection offering a new time line for the star trek series.
studblop.txt 10k
stupid.zip 1k 36 Politically Correct ways of implying someone is a bit stupid or crazy. F
stwar.zip 2k Humorous review of the Star Wars epic movies. Ascii text file.
sucker.zip 3k The Dark Sucker Theory. Outlines how Dark is faster than Light. Pretty Sill
swnew.zip 9k Speculations regarding the upcoming Star Wars trilogy and what each one mig
swtopten.zip 6k Several David Letterman style top ten lists about Star Wars.
teams.zip 1k Humorous Listing of Sports Teams whos names are potentially offensive to t
teehee.zip 3k A list of 96 funny sayings & observations.
texan.zip 1k Joke about a Texan who goes Ice Fishing...
thankyou.zip 2k The Twelve Days of Xmas Thank You Notes Humorous Text!
thewall.zip 6k Pink Floyd: Ascii Text Lyrics to The Wall cd.
thought.zip 9k The Origin of Conceptual Thought in Living Systems by: A.E. Wilder-Smith
tinytoon.zip 16k Tinytoon FAQ August 1995 Update.
top10lst.zip 125k Collection of David Lettermans Top 10 Lists in ASCII Text Form.
treklist.zip 4k Collection of Top 10 and Top 20 Star-Trek Oriented Lists. Really funny.
truth.zip 2k Some General Truths of Life. Humorous.
tunes.zip 1k Collection of Political Parodies to well known tunes.
tyranny.zip 5k A UN-Controlled World Means Global Govt article from The New American/No
uklights.zip 4k Collection of real honest to God E-Mail from a United Kingdom company regar
undertow.zip 3k Tool: Ascii Text Lyrics to the Undertow cd.
usfp.zip 93k The Universal Science Fiction Parody - A novel of Epic proportions. In this
utopia.zip 85k Utopia by Sir Thomas More, 1516 AD. Ascii text file. Politics & Religion.
v-tech.zip 15k Star Trek Technical FAQ sheet. Details warp, transwarp, replicators, subspa
v34test.zip 23k Test Reports from Data Communications magazine on 31 major brands of V.34
vending.zip 1k Thomas Version of Murphys Laws for Vending Machines. Humorous.
vic.zip 32k The MOS 6567/6569 Video Controller (VIC-II) and its application in the
vindaloo.zip 1k Recipe for Vindaloo as mentioned by Lister on the show Red Dwarf.
virus.zip 2k Humorous Listing of Fake Computer Viruses and what they potentially do. Fun
warnings.zip 2k Humorous universal laws stated as if they were product warning lables. ASCI
wedfaq.zip 21k Wedding Planning FAQ 2.4: February 96 Update
wedgexpl.zip 7k Humorous explaination of how Star Wars pilot Wedge Antilles really is the
whatisfc.zip 13k What is Future Culture? Text file on various subcultures in our society.
who1st.zip 2k Text file of Abbott and Costellos Whos on first? comedy routine.
whoami.txt 1k
whojul10.zip 9k Dr. Who Frequently Asked Questions: July 1995 [Updated weekly]. Discusses t
whthand.zip 32k AD&D/Fantasy Story from the Internet.>
why.zip 4k Collection of Why? questions and silly answers to them.
win95.zip 1k Secret FISA Court and its authorization of over 7500 gov. spies for Natl
wintrick.zip 1k Interesting little known tricks you can do with Windows 3.1.
witchlet.zip 5k An Open Letter to Witches, Wiccans and other Majick Practitioners.
woman.zip 1k Elemental Description of Woman. Funny.
writing.zip 1k Great Rules for Writting. Funny.
wunliner.zip 5k Wun-liners collection from a local C-64 BBS. They are pretty good and can b
x-mas.zip 4k Collection of humorous texts about Christmas. Including: The Night Before
xena3.zip 6k Collection of Top 10 Lists about Xena & Hercules series. Pretty funny stuff
xmas.txt 7k
young1.zip 28k The Young Ones FAQ 1.33 and 1.34. Two text files detailing everything you e
yr_9311.zip 31k Ygdrasil: A Journal Of The Poetic Arts Volume 1, No. 7. READROOM door forma
ys_9311.zip 17k Ygdrasil: A Journal Of The Poetic Arts November 93 Edition. MSDOS ASCII
ziphacks.zip 1k Text file from PKZIP (1992) that details a few of the older HACKS of PKZip