angela.art ASCII Art of "Angela"
A solid, classic example of an ASCII Nude, brimming with joy and text-based sexiness. b00g!.hum B00g and the Art of Zen
Which showed a whole generation of BBSers in NY and Massachusetts that you could be REALLY WEIRD if you wanted to. From the folks at Anarchy, Inc. basicom0.phk Bioc Agent's Telecommunications Series, Introduction
BIOC changed the face of phreaking files forever, by making a lot of sense. basicom1.phk Bioc Agent's Telecommunications Series, Part I basicom2.phk Bioc Agent's Telecommunications Series, Part II basicom3.phk Bioc Agent's Telecommunications Series, Part III basicom4.phk Bioc Agent's Telecommunications Series, Part IV basicom5.phk Bioc Agent's Telecommunications Series, Part V basicom6.phk Bioc Agent's Telecommunications Series, Part VI basicom7.phk Bioc Agent's Telecommunications Series, Part beefstar.hum "Hey how much for someone to, you know, screw with the beef?"
This is the only beef pornography I've ever seen. Sexual Surrealism at its best. billrights.fun The Bill of Rights "Lite", by John Gilmore
A Heady Reinterpretation of the Bill of Rights as it often appears these days eatingmsh.drg Can You Put Psychadelic Mushrooms on Pizza?
Somehow, I can imagine this happening. And oh, he's the MANAGER! groupass.phk An Unforgettable Telephone Service Call
One of a thousand probable urban legends that float around, kept alive by their fascinating stories inside. highdoc.ana How to get Really Soaring High on Gatorade
The best part is that you apparently get "really soaring high" by just DRINKING IT FAST. intohell.hum Hacking Into Hell, by The Raver
You could always expect some good Satanic Imagery out on the AE lines. But Satan having a Mainframe? Fun stuff. intro.hum Transcript of the login, menu and logout of the Utopia BBS
When you could just shove a modem on an Apple II and run a BBS program in BASIC, people could be really weird if they wanted to. Utopia BBS wanted to. jason.fun My entire output of humor articles for my school newspaper
Was on the wiretap.spies.com archive for years, truncated. Complete here!
krckwczt.app Kracowicz' Cracking Corner
Heavily technical, but awe-inspiring in its width and breadth explaining the techniques needed to hack Apple II Copy Protection. leeches!.hum The Society of "Leeches" in the Telecommunications World
My old buddy Mister I/O rose above the pack of "Real" files with his completely over-the-top chart of the Leech Society. ludeinfo.hum A Complete Collection of Luding Info
When I was a kid, all I wanted to do is Lude. I never did. But boy, did I have the stories... peat.hum The Peat Moss Incident
The best size-reaction ratio of the textfiles collection. Surreal. sexsatan.hum Sex with Satan, by Psychoe
Still my favorite file involving Satan Worship, bizzare sex, reincarnation, and general offensiveness. Leter co-opted by cDc in a distribution deal... in other words, a Textfile 'Runaway Hit'. spock.art Digitzed Picture of Star Trek's Dr. Spock
Print and hing on your wall, you geek utopia.hum Yet another login to the Utopia BBS
Utopia constantly, and I mean constantly retooled their login screen, menu, and logoff screen. And you always felt like you were coming into a party. warnings.ufo THE FOLLOWING ARE COMMON SENSE WARNINGS WHEN DEALING WITH A UFO
Yes, in the event that you do come across a classic lights-flashing UFO, just follow these simple hints and you probably won't be abducted, garrotted, or experimented on. A must for overseas travellers!