Top Ten Things To Do While On Top of the Empire State Building:
(Or anywhere else, for that matter)

10. Promote tupperware.
 9. Shove yourself up your ass until you disappear.
 8. Instruct Sted, in Michigan, to import some more Asparagus.
 7. Rip off your leg and beat the shit out of Ronald Regan with it.
 6. Force Fred Rogers to grow a mustache.
 5. Set phasers to stun.
 4. Strip naked and make Rice Krispy Treats.
 3. Summon the other Power Rangers.
 2. Tattoo "Intergalactic Poontang" on your forehead.
 1. Look up and yell, "Damn! That's one hell of a Lawn Dart!"  (DLEYHO)

By:
   Red Wolf
 The Cave BBS
(919)846-1750
 Raleigh, NC