Signs that you might be on fire
Red Wolf #1 @1
Fri Feb 16 11:24:50 1996
Signs you might be on fire.
Red Wolf #1 @1
Thu Feb 15 21:03:46 1996
Signs you might be on fire.

Ok, so this is really stupid.  But hey..


You are Reaaaly hot
People try to roast marshmallows on you
You're hands seem to emit small flames
You're standing in an incinerator
The smell of something burning is ever so prevailent
While brushing your teeth, your arm falls off
You find that -320 degrees is actually comforable.
You try to brush your hair, but you end up with some plastic stuck to your head

You're skin has a really dry "Flakey" feeling.
Water boils when you get near it.
Gunpowder making is just not your kind of thing.
Your eyeballs just won't stop stinging
Deoderant just won't help that "Rotting Flesh" smell.
Your teeth are all that's left.
People call you "Inferno Man"
You're the fire department's worst enemy
Oat Bran just doesn't do it for you anymore
You own an electric car.
So do I.
Your philosophy is "I'm not on fire, everybody else is.. except me."
You accidenally inhaled what used to be your nose.
No more skin problems.. no more skin!
They just keep arresting you for arson.
Before, when you drank gasoline, you got sick.  Now, you just explode.
You live in Antarctica.
Friends won't stop throwing logs on you.
That's the third Zippo you've ruined this week!
People complain that you cause cancer.
Your house burns down all the time.
Your motto is "Stop, Drop, and Roll"
People light their cigarettes on your ear.
In your world, there just is no ice.
You've actually seen you're pelvic bone.
The bread comes toasted.
The Smoke detector on your forehead just won't stop beeping.


-6Red 7Wolf0-
02/15/96