Top Ten Reasons THE CAVE BBS
                        has been off-line
              (By Alpha One, probably around 1994)

10.  Red Wolf has become romantically involved with another Sysop.

9.  The computer couldn't take anymore of the Crow (addict)'s
     philosophy.

8.  Red Wolf had to harvest Cassius's pickle farm while he was on
     vacation.

7.  Nukemaster nuked it, and the rest of the neighborhood as well.

6.  The ONE SIMPLE WORD conversation became too many complex words.

5.  Red Wolf's dog ate his computer.

4.  Food Fight's PukePumper Auto backfired.                 

3.  Red Wolf forgot to pay his phone bill.

2.  The computer contains evidence in the O.J. Simpson case (Uh oh,
     I hope the press didn't here about that!).

1.  Boredom from no one posting as much!