============================================================= -=- An Official ZoNE Anarchy Phile -=- ------------------------------------------------------------- ZoNE's Guide To Altering Fireworks 01/25/90 ------------------------------------------------------------- Written And Discovered By : N Sult of The Drop Site - ZoNE #5 ------------------------------------------------------------- This phile has come from many, MANY Fourth Of July's experiance... All of the fireworks used in this text file can be purchased at just about EVERY fireworks stand there is.. C'mon... You've all bought Ground Bloom Flowers, Whisteling Petes, and Sparklers... And I'm sure many of you have boughten TOO many of them, so you just light them off more than one at a time and paying little to no attention to them. Well, from now on, you'd better believe you're gonna pay attention to them! I mean, lighting a Ground Bloom Flower and expecting it to spin around on the ground, and the next thing you know, it launches straight up into the air, and you will very rarely see it ever again... Now that's quite a sight! So, I guess I'll get on with the file... ------------------------------------------------------------- ========================== Part 1 - Sky Bloom Flowers ========================== Items Needed : 1) Ground Bloom Flowers 2) A Power Drill 3) A Moderately Sized Bit Steps Taken: 1) Take your Ground Bloom Flower, turn it upside down, and drill straight down the middle until you get roughly 1/4 of an inch from the top. 2) Get some matches, light it up, and run you pyromaniac ass off! What It SHOULD Do: What this should do is begin to spin and then take flight. It will fly so high, that you will not be able to see it again. ------------------------------------------------------------- ======================= Part 2 - Nigger Chasers ======================= Items Needed : 1) 1 Whisteling Pete Steps Taken : 1) Break about 1/4 of the end off (The side WITHOUT the fuse) 2) Unwrap the paper surrounding the insides of it until there is very little left. 3) Lay the baby down, light it, and watch the fucker go! What It SHOULD Do : What it should do is begin to move at a very fast rate in the direction you pointed the front of it. After going in that direction for a little while, it will then turn and start going, basically, where ever the fuck it wants! And if you unrapped enough of it, it will even take flight! So, I would recommend to keep your ass back! ------------------------------------------------------------- =========================== Part 3 - Sparklers No More! =========================== Items Needed : 1) About 15 Sparklers 2) Electrical Tape Steps Taken : 1) Get all your sparklers and hold them in your hand, then make a tight fist. 2) While making the fist, beging to tape all the sparlers tightly together, leave about 1 inch un-taped at the top so you can light it. 3) Once you have it tighly wrapped in tape, light the fucker! Ka-Ka-Ka-BOOOOM!!! What It SHOULD Do : What this should do, is once you light the 1 inch you left for a fuse, you run like hell... Then, when the heat/sparks get under the tape, it starts being pressurized. Once it get's far enough under the tape, it just says 'FUCK IT!' and blows up EVERYWHERE! And you thought M-80's were loud... ------------------------------------------------------------- This Has Been A ZoNE Presentation - Have Phun! - N Sult ------------------------------------------------------------- Word goes out to: Mr. FerrarI, Dr. Claw (Foodstamp Carlos), The Silver Surfer, King Little T, Sir Shawn & Ludwig (Thanks for the codez!), My Homeboy Harry, and all the members of ZoNE, MAD, MCC, and PCH... Thanx, Guyz! ------------------------------------------------------------- For More ZoNE Philes, Call: The FerrarI BBS - [305] 386-6219 - ZoNE Home The Unholy Temple - [408] 249-5405 - ZoNE Site #1 The Order Of Kamikazee - [514] 358-1987 - ZoNE Site #2 The Death Star - [607] 754-7743 - ZoNE Site #3 Northern Phreakers Alliance - [416] 889-4978 - ZoNE Site #4 The Drop Site - [213] 924-9563 - ZoNE Site #5 =============================================================