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* THE ANARCHIST'S ACT BOOK OF BOREDOM * UNLIMITED EDITION [V1.9] BY ITAR
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OK, STRAIGHT TO THE POINT, HOW TO KILL AND ABUSE YOUR BOREDOM STATUS:
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MENU:
1. SPARYING 5. HUNTING 9. KILLING 13. AIR GUN
2. SMOKE BOMBING 6. INKING 10. REAL MAIL BOMBING 14. PIZZA SHITTIN'
3. GLASS SMASHIN' 7. LAURDY RIP 11. CAR WRECKING 15. HANDLE SCREWIN'
4. GAS FIRING 8. LAUNDRY INKING 12. MAIL REPLACING 16. SHOES SCREWIN'
17. ELEVATOR WRECKIN' 18. HIGH FLOOR ABUSE
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1. SPRAYING: I BET YOU LIKE SPRAYING, BUT ONE OF THE MOST FUN IN SPRAYING IS
SPRAY LIKE A HUNTER, DAY BY DAY, ONE BY ONE, TAKE AN EXAMPLE, GET YOURSELF
BLACK OR RED SPRAY CAN [THATS THE BEST COLORS!] GO OUT FROM YOUR HOME IN
ABOUT 04:00 IN THE MORNING, TAKE A "LOW PROFILE" WALK TO YOUR BASKETBALL YARD
CHECK IF AREA EMPTY, WHEN READY, PICK UP CLEAN WALL AND SPRAY ALL OVER IT SOMETHING
LIKE: "FUCK F.B.I" OR "FUCK THE SYSTEM" "ANARCHY RULES" OR SORTA SHIT LIKE THAT
IM SURE YOU GOT THE PICTURE...AFTER THIS DAY, SLEEP WELL, AND DAY AFTER IT
ABOUT OTHER HOUR [TRY 05:00] SPRAY ON SOME WALL OR SOMETHING ANOTHER TITLE,
SLEEP WELL, MAKE ANOTHER ONE DAY BY DAY OR NIGHT BY BIGHT, THE IMPORTENT THING
IS TO KEEP CHANGING HOURS AND DAYS, AND NEVER GET CAUGHT AND THEN, WHEN EVERYBODY
WILL TALK ABOUT THE MYSTERY SPRAYER YOU'LL UNDERSTAND THE FUN IN TOTAL SPRAYING.
2. SMOKE BOMBING: ALL U GOT TO DO, IS TO GET YOURSELF A SMOKE BOMB LIKE THIS:
A) Potassium chlorate 20 B) Potassium chlorate 26
Lactose 20 Diethyaminorosindone 48
Paranitraniline red 60 Powdered sugar 26 [WILL MAKE RED SMOKE]
MAKE ONE OF THIS MIXs, GET THIS MIX INTO PUBLIC PLACES, THROW THEM INTO
HOUSES, I JUST LIKE IT.
3) GLASS BREAKING: IF THERE IS SOME-ONE YOU REALLY HATE, THE BEST THING TO DO
IS TO SMASH ONE GLASS WIDNOW OF HIS HOUSE, AND EVERY TIME YOU SEE HE'VE FIX
IT UP, WAIT TILL IT'S COMFORT AND SMASH IT AGAIN...DO IT UNTIL THE POOR BASTARD
ADD PLASTIC WINDOW..HEHE
4) GAS FIRING: THE ONE OF THE BEST SHIT IS TO GO ONTO THE MOST POPULAR ROAD
OVER YOUR NEIGHBER-HOOD, WITH ONE HAND HOLDING A BOTTLE OF GAS, AND THE OTHER
HOLDING SOME MATCHES OR SOMETHING..WHEN THERE IS A CAR FAR AWAY [BUT COMING]
MAKE A BIG LINE OF GAS OVER THE WHOLE ROAD LINE AND FIRE IT (THIS FIRE CAN BE
KEPT ON FIRING FOT PRETTY LONG TIME WHEN THERE'S NO WIND) AND HIDE IN THE NEAREST
BUSH, YOU SHOULD SEE THE DRIVER'S FACE WHEN HE'LL SEE THIS SHIT...ANOTHER
THING YOU CAN DO IS TO FIND ROADKILL [I DIDN'T TRIED IT YET] AND BURN IT TOO...
5) THIS IS NOT AN ANARCHY ACT, THIS IS FREAKS ACT BUT I AND FRIEND OF MIND LIKE IT
SO MUCH SO I'LL ADD IT, WELL U SHOULD WEAR SOME ODD SHIT SO NO-ONE COULD RECOGNIZE
YOU, IT'S BETTER TO DO IT WITH A PARTNER ANYWAY, WELL, AFTER MESSING UP WITH SOME ODD
WEARING, GO OUT KEEPING ON LOW PROFILE, LOCATE SOME LAME KID WALKING ALONE OR WITH A FRIEND
[ALWAYS DO IT IN THE DARK] ALWAYS WALK THRU BUSHES AND GARDEN'S SHIT. WHEN SOME ONE IS ABOUT
50 METERS FROM YOU, GO OUT AND GIVE HIM SOME LOUD STRANGE NOISES, WHEN HE WILL TURN AROUND
AND SEE U, START ACTING LIKE A LAME MENTAL CASE AND RUN AWAY BACK TO THE BUSHES, ANYWAY,
THE BEAUTY OF THIS SHIT, IS THE REACTION OF THE PEOPLE, MAN, THERE IS NO-LIMIT OF REACTIONS
SOME TIME, WE DID IT AND THIS GUY ENTERED HIS CAR AND START SEARCHING AND PATROLING US FOR
AN HOUR...
6) INKING: ANOTHER NICE SHIT IS TO WRECK WATER IN SWIMMING POOLS, ESPECIALLY PRIVATE ONES,
ALL YOU GOT TO DO IS TO SNEAK INTO THE PLACE IN NIGHT, WITH SOME INK [USUALLY BROKEN PEN,
OR THOSE LITTLE CONTAINERS] THROW THIS INK INTO THE WATER AND SEE HOW MUCH MESS THIS LITTLE
THINGS ARE DOING...
7) LAUNDRY RIPPING: THERE'S ALWAYS THOSE PEOPLE THAT HANGING OUT THEIR CLOTHES OUTSIDE ON THIS
WIRES..FIND A PERSON YOU HATE, GO OUT IN NIGHT TO HIS HANGED LAUNDRY, AND PULL IT ALL OVER
THE FLOOR..AND/OR STEAL THE ONES YOU LIKE..I DON'T SAY YOU SHOULD WEAR THEM [THAT WILL BE
PRETTY STUPID IF YOU KNOW THE GUY] ANYWAY, MAKE A MESS...
8) LAUNDRY INKING: TAKE SOME INK FROM I DON'T KNOW WHERE...FOLLOW THE UPPER SECTION
AND JUST ADD THIS INKING DEAL...INK ALL OVER HIS CLOTHES..GREAT SHIT.
9) KILLING: I'M SURE NOT ALL OF YOU PEOPLE WILL LIKE THIS ONE, BUT IT'S SURE DOEST GREAT
THING TO STOP BOREDOM...ANYWAY TAKE A KNIFE, AND NYLON GLOVES [EASY TO GET, EASY TO KILL]
HIDE IN BUSHES WHEN NIGHT, YOU BETTER KILL SOME ONE YOU DON'T KNOW..SO THERE WILL BE
NOTHING TO BE CONNECTED BETWEEN YOU AND HIM..ANYWAY, CAME FROM THE BACK OF HIM AND
STICK THE KNIFE INTO HIS BACK OR NECK..ANYWAY, RUN THE FUCK AWAY FROM THERE, TAKE YOUR
GLOVES AND KNIFE INTO A NYLON BAG, GO TO SOME FAR PLACE, DIG A 1½ METERS HOLE, BURY THE
MATERIALS, FILL IT UP AND GET THE FUCK OUT OF THERE, HOPE YOU'VE GOT THE IDEA.
10) REAL MAIL BOMBING: LETS SAY YOU WANT TO BOMB SOME-ONE YOU HATE WITH ALOT OF NAGGY
SHIT LETTERS THERE IS THOSE COMMERSIAL SHIT THAT OFFERING FREE NEWSLETTER, OR FREE
SAMPLES THAT ALL YOU NEED TO DO IS TO PHONE THEM AND GIVE THEM THE ADDRESS, FIND ONE OR
TWO OF THIS ASSHOLES, CALL THEM, REGISTER WITH THEM, REPEAT IT AS MUCH AS YOU WANT [AS
MORE AS YOU NAG THEM, AS MORE THEY'LL SEND, TRY TO FIND ALOT OF BUISNESS SHIT THAT OFFERING
THIS SERVICE. GOT THE IDEA?
11) CAR WRECKING: PICK SOME ONE YOU HATE, GO OUT IN NIGHT, GET YOURSELF REAL BAD ASS
KNIFE, SOME SAND BAG AND BASEBALL POLE [STEEL ONE WILL BE GOOD]. WHEN YOU FIND
THIS ASSHOLE'S CAR, WAIT TILL THERE'S NO ONE IN THE AREA, THAN YOU CAN DO ONE
OF THIS THINGS: A)FHROW THE SAND INTO HIS FUEL TANKER, IT WILL SCREW IT UP.
B) STICK THE KNIFE INTO HIS TIRES UNTIL THERE'S NO AIR, C) NAIL THIS FUCKEN CAR
D) SMASH WINDOW, LIGHTS, OR FAMILIAR PLASTIC PARTS [IT COSTS ALOT TA FIX!!]
12 MAIL REPLACING: THERE IS ALWAYS THOSE PLACES WHERE PEOPLE HAVE THEIR MAILBOX
NEAR THEIR HOUSES, IF YOU LIVE THERE, YOU SHOULD BE HAPPY, HERE'S SOME ACTS:
PICK SOME ONE YOU HATE, COME OUT IN SOMETHING LIKE 05:50, [THIS IS WHEN THE MAN WITH
THE MAIL IS COMING OVER..WAIT TILL HE GONE AND IN THE RIGHT MOMENT YOU CAN RIPP HIS
MAIL OFF, BUT THAT WILL BE TOO BORING, SO REPLACE IT WITH SOME DOG SHIT, HUMAN
SHIT, ROADKILL, I SURE YOU GOT THE PICTURE.
13) AIR GUN: GET YOURSELF A NICE AND GOOD AIR GUN IF YOU DON'T GOT ONE YET, PICK SOME-ONE
YOU HATE, YOU BETTER AVE GOOD EYE AND GOOD GUN, HIDE IN THE BUSHES, IF YOU DON'T
WANT TA HURT THE GUY BADLY, JUST SHOOT HIS SHOES..HE'LL FREAK OUT, IF YOU HATE
THIS GUY SHOT HIM IN THE BACK, HE'LL HAVE A STAIN MARK FOR YEARS..YOU CAN SHOOT
HIS DOG..SHOT HIS CAT OR WHATEVER YOU SEE IN THE AREA..ITS DEADLY FUN!
14) PIZZA SHITTIN': THIS IS GREAT SHIT TA DO, PICK SOME ONE YOU HATE, ESPECIALLY GOOD
IF HE LIVES NEAR YA, ANYWAY, PICK UP THE PHONE AND MAKE A PIZZA ORDER FOR HIM IN 22:00.
CALL SOME OTHER ORDERS LIKE THIS IN ONE AND LOOK OUT FOR THIS GUY GETTING THIS DELIVERY
BOYS COMING ONE BY ONE FOR HIM..HE CAN'T JUST SAY "SORRY, WRONG ADDRESS"...
15) HANDLE SCREWIN': AS USUAL PICK SOMEONE YOU HATE..TAKE SOME HONEY, CHOCOLATE CREAM, MAIPEL
SIRUP OR SOME OTHER STICKY SHIT..COME OVER HIS HOUSE IN 04:00 AND PUT SOME STICKY SHIT ALL
OVER HIS OUTSIDE HANDLE...TRY PUT AS MUCH AS CAN SHIT ON AS MUCH AS CAN HANDLES...THIS IS
GODDAMN GREAT SHIT TO DO! [P.S IF IT DOESN'T BOTHER YOU, TRY DOGSHIT!..HEHE]
16) SHOES SCREWIN': IF YOU KNOW ABOUT SOME ONE [HATE HIM!] THAT LEAVING HIS SHOWES OUTDOOR
ON THIS "WELCOME" CLEANIN' SHIT. YOU CAN ALWAYS DO THIS NICE ACTION: TAKE YOUR SELF A
DOGSHIT,DEAD FROG, HONEY OR SOME OTHER STICKY N' STINCKY SHIT..AND JUST PUT IT IN HIS
SHOES..NICE, ISN'T IT?
17) ELEVATOR WRECKIN': THERE IS A COMPANNY YOU HATE? A PLACE YOU HATE? JUST GET INTO THIS
PLACE'S ELEVATOR WITH A KNIFE OR SOMTHIN', AND GO TO THE HIGHEST FLOOR [THAT WILL GIVE
YOU ENOUGH TIME] IN THIS TIME, PUMP-OUT THE BUTTONS' WREAK THE LIGHTS OVER YOUR HEAD
AND MESS UP, PISS ON IT, I DON'T KNOW, WHATEVER YOU FEEL LIKE..COME BACK TO THE LOWER
FLOOR AND GET THA FUCK OUT OF THERE..
18) HIGH FLOOR ABUSE: IF YOU LIVE ON 5 FLOOR ON A BUILDING OR GOT ACCESS TO THIS OR HIGHER
FLOOR, YOU CAN ALWAYS ABUSE THIS ABILITY..TAKE SOME EGGS, STONES, WATER BAGS, INK BAGS
DOGSHIT, ROADKILLS ETC. AND JUST THROW THEM ON PEOPLE, ESPECIALLY ONES YOU DON'T LIKE,
I'VE ONLY GOT CAUGHT ONCE BY SOME DAMN RELIGION MAN..BUT HE DIDN'T MAKE ANY REACTIONS
FOR MY ACTIONS, SO HAVE FUN.
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