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(_> DIZCLAIMER <_)
I THINK IT ALMOST SAYS WITHOUT GOING THAT THIS
PHILE IS FOR INFORMATIONAL PURPOSES ONLY.
I PERSONALY HAVE TRIED THE MAJORITY OF THESE
NASTY TRICKS AND HAVE GOTTEN AWAY WITH THEM,
BUT SINCE THERE ARE DEFINATLY SOME INCREDIBLE
RETARDS OUT THERE EX.COPS, RELATIVES OF COPS,
FEDS, RELATIVES OF FEDS, MINISTERS,PREACHERS,
RABIS, OTHER GENERAL BASTARDS, I THINK THAT
IF ANY OF THE ABOVE DID ANY OF THE FOLOWING
THEY WOULD DEFINATLY GET BUSTED BECAUSE THEY HAVE
LESS THAN TWO BRAIN CELLS SO THEY WILL PROBABLY
BLAME ME SO .............
I WILL TAKE NO RESPONSIBILITY FOR ANY DAMAGES
THAT MAY INCUR TO ANY ONE OR THEIR PROPERTY
GENERALY YOU WANT TO ASK YOURSELF HOW BAD DO YOU
WANT TO FUCK UP SOME ASSHOLE'S CAR
A: FUCK IT UP (MINOR ASSHOLES)
B:DESTROY IT (MAJOR ASSHOLES)-WHEN KILLING THEM JUST ISN'T ENOUGH
C:BORDER LINE (SOME WHERE BETWIX)
LETS START WITH A:
HEREZ A LIST
KEY JOB
Take a key and scratch the length of the car
you can get creative and scratch words and phrases like
"When will you return my calls he's your son too"
"honk if your a faggot" "call (asshole's phone#)
for good head" local gang sombols scratched into the
paint are also good 'cuz they pin the blame on someone
else if you don't want to use keys try a very pointy
can opener I once tried the claw end of a hammer
it worked real good it's my personal favorite.
PABLO PICASSO
Paint markers or permanent markers are great
for making an artist of yourself find a brand like
mean streaks or testors paint markers when dry they will
never come off. Use your imagineation.
POTATO GUN
A large raw potato stuffed into the exuast pipe of
a car will shoot out of the pipe like a cannon
destroying anything in it's past such as windows,
aluminum siding,or any small pets.
DISAPPEARING PAINT
Take some paint thinner, or turpentine and rub
it where ever you think there should be less paint
I prefer to spray it out in a spray bottle to make
some nice big paint-less splotches.
SMOKE SCRENE
Take some motor oil,grese, or olive oil and squirt some into
the exaust pipe.when the exaust pipe heats up and it
will (700 F) it will produce thick clouds of black smoke
great for extremly parinoid people.
CHEESE WAGON
Same idea as above but replace oil with limburger
cheese nice and smelly.
NOIZE
Take off the hubcap on the victim's car and
toss is some nuts & bolts and replace the 'cap
when fuck-hed drives his car it will make a loud clanging
noise.
SPARKS
If you can gain access to the car engine take
a push pin and pop several small holes in the spark plug
cables when cock-sucker starts his car it will make an anowing
rumpity noise.
MIDAS MONEY MAKER
Get an awl or some other type of hole puncher
& knock a few holes in the muffler it will make
the car sound like a dragster cool huh? but not if your
a thirty-something asshole-fuckin' next door naighbor
who hates teen-agers every time you do it costs 'em
$50.00 bucks a pop.
DUAL NEUTRAL
Gain access to the engine and interchange the # 1& 8
wires on the distributer cap now thier car will run in only
neutral and park and kill in drive or reverse if your lucky
the asshole will bring his car to a real "honest" repairman
who will probably charge the fuck a grand.
SELTZER BATREY
Take some alka-seltzer a drop some into the car battrey
it will drain the battrey to almost nothing before
you can say plop,plop.fizz,fizz
EXPLOSIVE CAR
Just imagine driving down the street and hearing a large
explsion from your car this would phreak you out wouldn't it
to do this pick up a quater stick,M-80,M-100 and toss it
in the tail pipe when the pipe heats up KA-BOOM
RUBBER ROT
If you can get your hands on some copper salts
put it on the tires this will corrode and rot the tires
hopfully giving him a flat sulfuric acid works
muck quicker though remember to do all four tires
NIEGHBOR HOOD SLASHER
Be the first slasher in your nieghbor hood take
a large razor or some type of knife and cut a large
chunk out of all the tires hopefully he'll get a blow-
out or three at sixty miles-per-hour. Or you can just
take the easy way and pop all four tires. Most people
only have one spare.
SECTION B:
BATTERY BOMB
After you gain access to the car battery take a cord-less
power-drill and drill a hole in the top SLOWLY or you'll get
acid in your face after you got the hole drilled take about five
AA bateries and drop 'em in when rat-bastard starts his car
the battery will explode if your lucky the explosion will kill
him for added pleasure place a dixie cup of BB's next to the
battrey for a nice shrapnel effect.
FIREY PHUN
For this one take a pill bottle the kind that you get prescriptions
in and fill it with draino cap it tightly and drop it in
butt-fuck's gas tank and RUN after about 5 minuets
your milage may vary the gas will ignite and explode the car.
FLARE UP
Get one of those friction road flares the kind that the
pigs use at at accidents and toss it into the interior of the car
if the window isn't open then break it with the flare
this dosen't sound like much but it absoutly incinerates
foam rubber seats and everything else there. The fire burns the car
beyond all recognition I was going to do this to a REAL
FUKIN' ASSHOLE but all the evidence would have pointed twords
me and its allways better to be safe than busted.
KA-BOOM
This ones simple get a quater stick or half stick
and tape it to the gas tank light fuse and get away.
SECTION C:
PHUCK GAS
Everyone knows about pouring sugar/sand down a gas tank to
phuck up the car, WELL THIS DOSEN'T WORK!!! sugar and sand
are too heavy and will sink to the bottem of the gas tank
and stay there umtil who knows how long and even if they
do go through the fuel line they usually will get caught in
the fuel line you may try a few pounds confectioners (powderd)
sugar this sometimes works but a guarenteed destroyer is two or
three galons of karyo surup what this does is when the gas
is burned it will deposit very destructive carbon all over the
engine if this happens the schmuck will have to have the entire
engine rebuilt. Oh yeah when you do this put the stuff in a
gas can so it won't look suspicious.
TRANSMISSION TROUBLE
Remove the center bolt and and throw a few nuts and
bolts and throw them up there and replace the bolt
when that fuck starts his car they will grind the teeth
off all the gears.
MUFFLER DRAG-ON
Go under the car with a wrench set and losten all the
bolts securing the muffler to the car the muffler will drag
and eventually fall off if you have e-nuff time you can do this
to the transmission just imagine pulling out of your driveway
only to have the 'trans fall out.
THE WORKS
First you have to know how to make a works-bomb see workz.txt
if you already know how heres the tricky part hide it in the
trunk or the backseat or some where cum-lick won't find it
in about five minuets BOOM!!! the bomb will spray hydracloric
acid everywhere eating away at the interior and the carpeting
if you put it in the trunk leave a burning rag nearby
to ignite the excaping hydrogen blowing the trunk open
and sometimes apart.
LICENSE TO DRIVE
At night swipe dick-weeds 'plates he probably won't notice
but officer friendly will another thing you could do is
steal someone else's 'plates and exchange plates I wonder how
long fuck-ass can drive for before he gets arreted for stolen
'plates or you can speed up the process by leaveng an anonomus
tip from a pay phone of course.
What to do with a stolen plate, vehicular homicide
is a good idea but risky you can rob something or someone
make sure they get a good view of the plates what I do is
get some lighter fluid and let it deterorate the glue on the
sticker on the plate then let the sticker dry and glue it onto
your own plate this saves you money time and time again.
WELL THIS IS THE END FOR NOW
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