_ | \ | \ | | \ __ | |\ \ __ _____________ _/_/ | | \ \ _/_/ _____________ | ___________ _/_/ | | \ \ _/_/ ___________ | | | _/_/_____ | | > > _/_/_____ | | | | /________/ | | / / /________/ | | | | | | / / | | | | | |/ / | | | | | | / | | | | | / | | | | |_/ | | | | | | | | c o m m u n i c a t i o n s | | | |________________________________________________________________| | |____________________________________________________________________| ...presents... BELLKORE Exposed! by Oderus Urungus __//////\ -cDc- CULT OF THE DEAD COW -cDc- /\\\\\\__ Est. 1984 \\\\\\/ cDc paramedia: text #333-08/01/1997 \////// Est. 1984 __ _ _ __ _ _ __ _ _ __ _ _ __ |__heal_the_sick__raise_the_dead__cleanse_the_lepers__cast_out_demons__| I've been into a certain system lately. I'm not going to say which, and what it concerns. But I've found some things on this system which could scare the SHIT out of most people. I read a lot of E-MAIL and was trying to piece together what the execs were talking about, but it was all clear when I intercepted this file. Below I've pasted a copy of the BELLKORE proposal plan, in which BELLKORE administrators depict the future for BELLKORE and all of humanity. FOR BELLKORE ADMINISTRATORS ONLY BELLKORE PROPOSAL FOR GLOBAL CHANGE -------- -------- --- ------ ------ 1. There is currently a piece of Bell Propaganda in every North American home. This large book's festive yellow pages hide its darker intent. We will be increasing the strength of the subliminal "touch tones" in various test cities around the United States and Canada. Each button pressed will stimulate the pleasure center in the brain, encouraging the populace to dial longer numbers with more frequency... and our international calls go up Up UP! [Oderus Note: The phone book. BURN IT! Every second it remains intact it's swaying your mind.] 2. In the next few years, more and more speech editors around the world will be brought on-line. These are necessary to keep humanity from mobilizing against Bellkore. The data editors are already overworked and some anti-propaganda still seeps through the cracks. [Oderus Note: Speech editors are devices which will actually edit what you are saying on the telephone. BELL can already edit what is said during most data transmissions. For example, if I posted the code "10382" on IRC it would come out as "10182", so that it couldn't be abused. This brings me to "IRC lag," a mere facade for periods of time when the data editors are overworked and need more time to keep up with the traffic. Soon these types of editors will be implemented on regular voice transmissions as well. So if I said "Man, let's go trashing tonight!", it may sound like "Let's go and read the phone book tonight."] 3. Bellkore is blossoming in her hollow at the centre of the earth. Her feeder states she will be ready for awakening with enough power to break the earth's core and free herself. We plan on bringing her above ground New Years Eve in Washington D.C. where she will then assume the governing power of world dominator. SUMMARY: Soon, BELLKORE will control all of earth and its inhabitants. BELLKORE'S takeover is our greatest gift to humanity. Mankind will be begging for BELLKORE to lead them. And of course... we will. ---EOF--- Well, that's what I intercepted via some unfortunate execs account. I will be releasing more information as it becomes available. But the next step... is up to you. Reach deep within yourself and take a stand for your humanity. .-. _ _ .-. / \ .-. ((___)) .-. / \ /.ooM \ / \ .-. [ x x ] .-. / \ /.ooM \ -/-------\-------/-----\-----/---\--\ /--/---\-----/-----\-------/-------\- /lucky 13\ / \ / `-(' ')-' \ / \ /lucky 13\ \ / `-' (U) `-' \ / `-' the original e-zine `-' _ Oooo eastside westside / ) __ /)(\ ( \ WORLDWIDE / ( / \ \__/ ) / Copyright (c) 1997 cDc communications and the author. \ ) \)(/ (_/ CULT OF THE DEAD COW is a registered trademark of oooO cDc communications, PO Box 53011, Lubbock, TX, 79453, USA. _ oooO All rights reserved. Edited by Grandmaster Ratte'. __ ( \ / ) /)(\ / \ ) \ \ ( \__/ Save yourself! Go outside! Do something! \)(/ ( / \_) xXx BOW to the COW xXx Oooo