phait94 textpak3 "Getting High On Moose" (that shit 4 your hair) By: The DiGiTAL ANARCHiST Ok poor boyz.. here's a phun, cheap way to get a bitchin' high! Ok.. what you do is E-z.. go to a store.. one that sells hair styling shit and buy some Suave moose in the maroon can.. (the stuff in the blue can sux). Now, handle it gently. Do NOT shake it up!!!! Now, in the privacy uf your own home.. (don't do this in the middle of the store man..) take off the plastic lid to expose the nozzle. Put your mouth over that and push down on the button thing that squirts the shit out. Now, if you didn't shake it up then the only thing that comes out should be gas. Breath that shit in as much as you can and HOLD it.. Get ready 4 one kick ass high. Note: It doesn't last very long.. about 30 seconds, but belive me.. it IS worth it. And besides that, you CAN do it again off the same can. I'd say there is about 7 or 8 'hits' per can. PhunInfo- I learned this shit at St. John's Military School in Salina, Kansas.. my parents sent my ass there a few years back and so like all these drug feinds were there too.. I just learned it from some kid in my barracks. Did the school 'change' me? PHUCK NO!!!!! The DiGiTAL ANARCHiST [PHAiT '94]