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Not responsible for children left unattended. (This new ATI disclaimer written by JD) Do not blame him OR PA for for your inability to keep from wetting yourself. Go get new pants on and read the rest of ATI issue 103!!! November 17th or thereabouts. ?(!Yadretsey noom lluf!)? Hello, I'm prime anarchist and this is my newest ati. How did you like the disclaimer, did it make you mad? I just about dribbled down my shirt and snozzed all over my steering wheel on that one I'll tell you. It was written by my friend John and he said I could steal it, so if you want it you gotta steal it from me; but remember you got it from a little old lady who was... Well, the Pentagon is requiring that WJeffersonC brief all his little American peoploids that they're deploying another 15,000 troops to the continuing saga of desert shield. (sic) And of course the two most pressing issues on average peoples' minds are: 1) Campaing Reform 2) Is Brad Pitt really a Buddhist? Not necessarily in that order. We have lots of stuff in store for you this issue. Submissions and letters to the editor are picking right up. This time of every year, huh? Maybe I should put out an annual too. Yeah we could call it the Farm More Almanac. OK. Ye Olde Farm Moore Almanack. Look for it on newstands every Hanukah. Write me and tell me how much I should charge for something like that, ok? PRIME OUTA HEAR. ati@etext.org =for those of you= =always looking 4= = mistakes we've = = inserted a few = .............................. a point of view . . from . cygnus magus . ............................. (reprinted from ATI issue 30) I would like to introduce myself, you might have wondered who I was, or what relation I had to ATI. Not much actually, as a friend of prime anarchist's and as a fellow telecom weirdo, I saw and helped edit some of the issues (and lose a few of them to the magical wonder of the disk god, only to be resurected using the help of the disk sector editor ...Number 9....Number 9.... ). I am not politically active, I am not socially active either. I proscribe to no particular ideology, philosophy, or religion. I simply observe things that I experience and try to understand them objectively (or subjectively ,depending on what mood I am in). You will be seeing alot of me in upcoming issues. I hope to display pros and cons of differant beliefs. I wish to warn you though, I have one simple belief. 1) Its my undying opinion that all people can do lots of damage to everything, armed with the faith that what they are doing is for the greater good. At first I didn't want this job. But in the end Prime bribed me, drugged me, and finally convinced me using the help of some girls, a goat, and a vat of vanilla pudding. If you want to send me questions, drugs, marriage proposals, bomb threats or small furry animals by the name of Fred . Please send them to address located at front of this file. Please include your name (or reasonable facsimile) with any question or opinion so I will know who to insult, praise, or forbid my children from marrying "Paradise is exactly like where you are right now, only much better." Cygnus #'s run, anyone? http://www.annies.com http://www.poetry.net http://www.poetry.co.uk http://www.poetry.uk.com http://www.angelfire.com/ny/fasters/vent.html http://www.poetry.com http://www.poetry.org http://www.geocities.com/~williamsmusic http://www.williamsmusic.simplenet.com http://www.chem.wisc.edu/edu/wcaty/caffeine/structur.html /\ /\ /\ /\ /\ /\ /\ /\ /\ /\ THE LETTUCE LINE FORMS 2 THE LEFT: Or Lettuce From Our Reed R's To: ati@etext.org Subject: New book about pirate radio! Hello! I see from your E-zine you liked to listen to Radio New York International when they were broadcasting via WWCR in the early 1990's (ATI 88 and 59). Well, Allan Weiner now has a book out, and I thought you'd like to know about it! There's more info on pirate radio at http://www.frn.net and http://www.frn.net/rfi Anita Louise McCormick (see her review at the end of this issue) Dear Marc RE: ati102.txt Did you know the house majority leader's name is DICK ARMY? Thought you could put that in the ATI. He is a republican of course. CF To The Editor Of ATI: I heard your an expert of sorts as regards antiques. Do you know what an Alkalol Salt Water Nasal Douche Cup is used for? It's plastic but it seems to be from the 1960's or so. Is it a true antique or a refab? Thanks, Alice. Baltimore MD. (prime notes: I used one as a teenager. It's for real. You fill it up with salt water, and flush each nostril one at a time. Great stuff. Soothes your membranes of the mucous kind. (did I spiel that rite?) Great for allergies, and I won't go anywheres near what else. Alice. Is this some kind of prank or was that a serious question? ;) Dear Prime, F**K you and the horse you rode in on. BK ps: just kidding. Nice articles. ************ How the heck do I phollow THAT up? How about an official Prime Opinion Each Month. (this p.o.e.m. brought to you by PAP productions in conjuction with Rhino Records and NOPE enterprises. Risking redundancy for those who don't remember, PAP prods. is Prime Anarchist Productions, and NOPE ents. is No One in Particular Enterprises. Thanks Sean.) Brooke Darby's testimony today to the House of Representatives about Harry Woo, Campaign Reform, Chinese Communism and photogenic hucksters like Johnny Chung. "Did you email that these people (chinese thugs) are major contributors to the DNC?" -interrogator "Yes I did." -Brookie Wookie "Were you aware that you emailed that?" -inter... "I was." -BW... "Did you have reason to believe that they were major contributors?" -inter... "I would have no way of knowing that." -BW Doesn't that remind you of a scene during the million man march??? "What's the capacity of the Washington Mall?" -journalist "About 1.2 million people." -mall spokeswoman "Would you say it has reached capacity today?" -jour... "Yes, sir. It was full to overflowing." -msw... "How many would you say were there?" -jour "Our official report like I had said 4 times already was 'over 300,000.'" -msw "Rhetorical question:" -Prime Anarchist "is our entire government full of shit, or just all the people that it's made up of???" -PA \this has been an opinion of the prime anarchist\ \this has been an opinion of the prime anarchist\ \this has been an opinion of the prime anarchist\ \this has been an opinion of the prime anarchist\ \this has been an opinion of the prime anarchist\ \this has been an opinion of the prime anarchist\ \this has been an opinion of the prime anarchist\ \this has been an opinion of the prime anarchist\ \this has been an opinion of the prime anarchist\ \this has been an opinion of the prime anarchist\ \this has been an opinion of the prime anarchist\ \this has been an opinion of the prime anarchist\ ACCESS TO THE AIRWAVES: My Fight For Free Radio by Allan H. Weiner (As told to Anita Louise McCormick) ----------------------------------------- Allan H. Weiner has always believed that the airwaves are free, and that they rightfully belong to the people. Ever since his childhood, this gifted radio enthusiast has devoted his time and energy to the devolopment of free radio broadcasting. In addition to his "pirate" radio projects, Weiner has engineered, worked for, and owned a number of licenced radio and TV broadcast stations. The film "Pump Up The Volume" appeared to be loosely based on Weiner's teenage pirate radio adventures, but failed to capture even a fraction of the dedication and the intensity that this heroic free speech advocate has brought to his endeavors throughout his life. The trials and tribulations that Weiner endured to bring Radio New York International to the air are legendary. The FCC's illegal seizure of Weiner's radio ship the M/V Sarah in 1987, which he designed and built to broadcast from the international waters off the coast of New York, made headlines around the world. Weiner's story is both a heart-warming tale of an electronics genius at work and a chilling indictment of government disregard for personal liberties and free speech. But despite the FCC's efforts to silence him, Weiner has persevered. And he continues to work towards a future when the airwaves are open to all who choose to use them and the world becomes a better place because of the free transmission of knowlege. "Access to the Airwaves: My Fight For Free Radio," Weiner's autobiographical account is a powerful rendition that should be read by all who believe that speech should be unfettered, and that fighting the powers-that-be is an often unheralded necessity. ---------------------------------- Weiner's "ACCESS..." is now available from Loompanics Unlimited for $17.95 plus $4.95 S&H US (1800-380-2230 usa) (1-360-385-7471 intnl) http://www.loompanics.com ===========-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-============= Thanks a LOT Anita. I look back on my times listening to the "uss sarah" with great fondness. -marco- We and this missivity with Journal pome 31 from Anarchist's selfpublished book of poetry entitled "I Slurp my Kafee." JOURNAL POME 31 Blue Moon 1993. Jogging: a fall, spring And Summer thing. Computers are so frustrating. Lemme quote "argh," from Charlie Brown. Having bought mushrooms fresh Right outa manure, my wife and I swear no mushrooms anymore. Smoking sage and tobacco Keeping allergies at bay. Awaiting my guitar in the mail. United Way reminds me Way too much of Amway. Freudian schlepp- (v) to go somewhere Not remembering why you got there. But staying to find out anyways. Which full moon do you like best? Avacados to break your fast. Almost full? Full full? Or the waney one?? Canoe-ing under the up to the Mystic river; drawbridge seaport. Hanuman Temple, Taos. Half Moon, October. Navajo tea; looks like Chinese twig tea. Tastes though, of lemon- Grass honey-covered. Defendant enters courtroom With bag of sage, Bible And a notebook. Maybe The DA has rabies.