"You're not one a them Earthy Crunchies, R U?" --Kathryn, Menomenee and Lakota from Standing Rock, SD 22Aug98 aaa ttttttt iiiii a a t i aaaaa t i a a t i a a 1 t 4 iiiii 1 Issue 141, and the moon is new. / - - - -/ / PRESS / / ENTER / / TO EXIT/ /- - - - / DID SOMEONE ORDER P A SPAM AND CHEESE PIZZA? R I ordered a thin crust I California Pesto delivered today: Olive oil, fresh garlic, M basil, covered w/ mozzerella. Mmmm. Sounded splendorifically, E stupendously scrumptious. It came in a flat bag with that map on it which shows you which part of Italy A is north and which is south. Almost half as big as N that map was the now-all-too familiar "REAL" symbol that A tells you you'd better do some pushups when you're done R eating because there's probably a little of that bovine C growth hormone mixed in with your cheese. But that's OK, H The real problem I'm writing about this week is much less I subtle. Perhaps subterranean, subliminal AND simply self- S evident. Stapled to T my receipt was honest to goodness, down to earth low-tech S spam. 1) free movie or game rental coupon. 1 ea. 2) free C lighter coupon with any purchase at a tobacconist.O 2 ea. 3) $50 L signing bonus and $325 for each referral for a full- U time job at a 3rd shift cleaning company. Call M 1-800-WHY-WORK for an application. 1 ea. N Listen, I don't mind spam with my JUNO mail -- it's the price I pay for one of my accounts to remain "totally free, the way email was meant to be." But keep unsolicited junk mail away from my lunch; selling me sausage with my supper would suck. Beware of my disposition around breakfast too. I'm likely browbeating you like a mamma brownbear if you try to tuck little blue brochures in my breadbox. Prime Anarchist<\> Ypsilanti Michigan you're gonna like this 4pm 8-21-98 issue. especially the PS: LOOSE WAIST NOW crunchy crab-cakes. oh, and ASK MY COW HOW issue 141 is dedicated to Cotton Candy at Bay Beach, WI ------ |MY ATI| ------ SHOUTS TO: Darryl Cherney, Peg Millet, Dana Lyons, Cecilia Ostrow, Greg Keeler, Robert Hoyt, Tara Carnes, Marauder, Jesus, Joanne Rand, Spring, and Ann Arkey. "Hillary wanted to go shopping at Shanghai Tang, on Pedder Street. A nice store, but there's a Shanghai Tang on Madison Avenue, New York, where traffic is tied up already." PJ O'Rourke. International Affairs Desk. Rolling Stone. About Clinton's recent trip to China bringing an entourage of lakkies, groupies and losers that would make Frank Sinatra look like a wreckloose. (sic.) (ed note: there's a really potent article on the fastfood industry in RS 794 too. pg. 58 if you need that. (Not counting pullouts, smellies and postage paids) not sure if it's on http://www.rollingstone.com I didn't think to look; I bought paper this week.) &now4 lettuce. lettuce 2 d'ettigors... Before my Email bottomed out on me a while back, you and I were discussing the possibilities of converting your ATI Newsletter to a home page that I could host on my WebSite. Did anything come of this idea from your end? Phil (614) To The Editor of ATI: Subject: Found on the net..... http://www.lysator.liu.se/etexts/hacker/digital1.html Most any underground board not hopelessly lame and out-of-it would feature a complete run of Phrack - and, possibly, the lesser-known standards of the underground: the Legion of Doom Technical Journal, the obscene and raucous Cult of the Dead Cow files, P/HUN magazine, Pirate, the Syndicate Reports, and perhaps the highly anarcho-political Activist Times Incorporated. From: deeply and bridget (206) and (973) AN OPEN LETTER TO TAYLOR AND DEIDRE: No, I wasn't ever on Reading Rainbow. marco (414) A Letter: P! Schmuck Richardson (718) a dress all lettuce 2: ati@etext.org Terror Ferret Inspired by reasons that totally escape memory now, Jason bought a pet Ferret in 1986. Ferrets are small, long rodents that resemble minks or weasels, domesticated for possibly thousands of years and bred for docility and in many cases albinoism. They are also known to have a very strong vicious streak if not disciplined at an early age. In the case of Jason's ferret, his reticence to hitting the ferret when she bit or attacked him or others (mostly because she was a runt female, and therefore extremely small for a ferret) caused her to be a pure ball of anger 24 hours a day. She would attack people, walls, and anything else she percieved as a threat, including her own shadow. For this her original name (Ferrah) became overshadowed by her nickname, "Terror Ferret". When The Works was put up, Jason listed Terror Ferret as his co-sysop, and indeed, she lived right next to the machine The Works resided on, in the Computer Half of Jason's Bedroom. Sadly, Terror Ferret's overbreeding (she was bought in a pet store) contributed to her catching pneumonia a year and a half after she was purchased and she died at the age of 2. ()()()()()()()()()()()() ()()()()the mighty hinge: ()()()() ()()()()()()()()()()()() PAP #'s have been running since Infomaniack BBS days, The Works days, and Jackie Martling's fonefreekline got to its 10th year. (by the way, the TAPster is still up at the same # 516-922-wine. Anyone know if mojo's 619-KING is still up? I'll have to call and see.) http://www.ioa.com/home/cprnbrill/CriticalMasses http://www.williamsmusic.simplenet.com/fab1.html http://www.acm.und.edu/~akeem/how.html http://www.billboard.com http://www.theworks.org http://www.works.org http://www.thepentagon.com/primeanarchist http://www.olga.net http://www.angelfire.com/wi/kokopeli/carulli.html http://www.suck.com http://www.medicine.wisc.edu/cgi-bin/traceroute http://www.tollfree.att.net/dir800 http://www.muohio.edu/directory http://marco.franklins.net ------ |MY ATI| your TRUSTED FRIEND ------ til the very END #9 Storage and Disposal. The storage and disposal portion of the label tells you under what conditions to store pesticides and how to throw away pesticides safely. Find the Storage and Disposal section on the sample label. Fah-q's column column Fah-q column went on column The shop has the road column a very unique name: for the column Klekolo (Clay-ko-lo) An African word first time column from Mali" A system of rules to live by in a while. column for peace and harmony in the world" ATI went to a column What a place, there were people kewl coffee shop column standing around outside drinking coffee, in Middletown CT column talking, smoking and having a good this week. column time on some benches that were there. Inside there was a poetry reading going on. One of the titles that I remember was "Just Go" there were more but as happens to me all the time i can't read my notes. But, this coming Wednesday Jesus, catwoman (jesus what is her handle?) and I will go back and I will be bringing my micro-recorder and I will get my notes in voice. Please if you are in the area and have some time come by and see me read some of my stuff that has been collecting dust for years. YES I will be reading some of my poems (even if jesus keeps saying "no you ain't) 181 Court Street Middletown, CT 06457 (860)343-9444 klekolo@aol.com ------ |MY ATI| ------ APPEARING AT A FUNNY BONE NEAR YOU!!! Dan Grueter Vince Morris Untamed Shrews (rated X) The Legendary Wid Mark Weisenheimer Doc Barham Chris Titus TC Hatter & Marcianne Sam Griesbaum Bob Nelson Jiffy Jeff Eppy Eppeman Football Guy And a special "piss off" to Mitzi, Howie and Paulie. (PAWN) Prime Anarchist Whirld Newz is a PAP production. (Figger at 1 out...) Mainstreet, USA - 7-11 Fighting Literacy. Starting this week 7-11, a Southland Corporation, will begin calling themselves Seven Until Eleven. Also, when you leave the store, a speech synthesizer near the door will say, "thank you, have a nice day; and you are five foot ten inches tall. Good bye." ANOTHER MAN'S DONE GONE w. woodie guthrie m. billy bragg Sometimes I think I'm gonna lose my mind | But it don't look like I ever do | I loved so many people everywhere I went | Some too much, others not enough | I don't know, I may go down or up or any- where | But I feel like this scribbling might stay | Maybe if I hadn't of seen so much hard feelings | I might not could have felt other people's | So when you think of me, if and when you do, | just say, well, another man's done gone | Well, another man's done gone ------ |MY ATI| Your Trusted Friend Since 1988 ------ Bikini Buskin a poem by the prime anarchist Tanya and Kerry, come back From Shawano, your bikinis Tipped me twice. Can't get enough; I synthesize both Bad Company AND Smashmouth. Lemo-nemon-ade is free So long as I'm learning Raindrops keep falling On my head. Dancin flatfoot wearin kokopeli legs. She tips the busker wearin koko's necklace. And his shoulderblade tattoo Too. Kokopeli stickin out of your Bikini would about Kill me. Is this the Real World or The Way? Why'd you dunk your cotton candy In my lemonemonade? Tanya and Kerry - you were sweet. Come back. ------ |MY ATI| your TRUSTED FRIEND ------ til the very END a dress all lettuce 2: ati@etext.org