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Tie dye somehow became a way of making patterns and designs on cloth by a "resist" method. Traditionally, knots are tied, the cloth is heated in liquid dye, and the knotted areas "resist" the color. When the cloth is untied, the patterns show up as white against a colored background. People have invented many ways to make "resist" designs. Fold, sew, wrap around objects to name just a few. Play around. use imagination. Have fun. 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I'd really like a review please. If you need to know the sort of music I'm doing, then check out the URL below. (Feel free to link too!!) Cheers. Jason http://www.cosmic1.demon.co.uk/longhair/news.htm to ati@etext.org Similar to http://marco.franklins.net You've got them scattered all over the place! I've seen you've used the mystical flute player Kokopeli. [ed note: I didn't "use" him; we love each other, but yeah...] I am sure you're aware (and I find it quite fascinating) that the figure is represented in virtually every ancient American culture in almost the same guise. There are some fine examples scattered around the southwest including the Hopi Flute Clan and the Flute Clans of other SW peoples. JmG (702) Marco, How do trees know to grow straight up? Almost all of them do. I mean, stand on a steep hill, you can't stand straight and tall that long; how do THEY do it? April (501) FREE COMPUTER PERIPHERALS!! Find out how. Hit your reply icon to send us your e-mail address, so we can begin spamming you til it hurts! If you want to be removed from this list, hahahahoohoohoohahahahoohoo hehehehahahahahooohooohoooo!!! matte (212) to ati@etext.org I don't know much about the Reindeer herders, but I hear they do really good finnishwork. Commie Dion (218) Thanks, Marc. Very nice. I think I may have a use for that. Robert (205) Dear Mr. Benchley: Thank you for taking the time to read this letter. I have enjoyed you(r) books very much! I, in turn, am working on a writing project that entails contacting writers, editors, and publishers who have a bit more familiarity with the horror genre than most others do, and asking them to vote for their own personal choice of the three best horror films of all time. I would be most honored if you could therefore e-mail your response to this thorny question: What are the three best horror films of all time? Best of luck to you in all your endeavors! Yours Sincerely, William [ed note: thank you, but you must have mistaken one of us for someone who likes sticking a toe in the cold saltwater shark-infested, surgical waste-filled, yucky briny ooze and saying "c'mon in the water's...] [...but here goes, 1 conspiracy theory 2 wag the dog 3 barbara interviews monika Those are the three best horror films of all time, of course discounting "The Deep" or "Jaws."] Thomas Banyacya Memorial to take place March 14th approx 10:00 am @ Sapa Dawn Center 1013 Crystal Springs Rd Yelm, Wa 98597. We will pay tribute to this special Elder on this day. For more information call: (360)458-7610.... Thank You.... Lisa (360) Hi. This is the qmail-send program at www05.internic.cia.gov I'm afraid I wasn't able to deliver your message to the following addresses. This is a permanent error; I've given up. Sorry it didn't work out. : Sorry, I couldn't find any host by that name. (#4.1.2) I'm not going to try again; this message has been in the queue too long. : Sorry, I couldn't find any idiots by that name. (#4.1.2) I'm not going to try again; this message has been in the hopper too long. to ATI: Re: Hopiland Spoke with CNN Wednesday to verify that they were on HPL filming. Says segment will take a little time to put together but will air in April. Says there is a lot of misinformation on the Net about CNN. Kathy (602) sirs: MICROSOFT CORP ONE MICROSOFT WAY #BLDG 8 NORTH OFFICE 2211 REDMOND,WA 98052 2068828080 REPORTING PERSON: Bill Gates Social Security #: 539-60-5125 --anon to: ati re: nammies You're going to have an awards ceremony for a genre of music where 144 whole albums were released? Can't wait for the Jewish American Music Awards (JAMMIES), or more importantly, the Independent American Awards For Music Recorded In Small To Medium/Large Studios When Initial Setup For The Recording Event Began On A Tuesday (IAAMRSMLSWISREBT-IES). Recognition is a good thing. This, however, is silly. Twiddle (201) p u b l i s h e r ' s c l e a r i n g h o u s e c o l u m n Hello there. Prime here. How ya doin? "It's [sic.] the most fascistic thing to happen on the United States since the McCarthy trials." --Erica Jong about Kenneth Starr during Politically Inc. Hanson at Hard Rock Live on VH-1 Almost looks like just the 3 of them playing, right? Right. 3 extra guitarists and two more pianists? Why didn't I think of that when I was 14? Stan Frieberg. 4-CD box set? Who??? "ROSE ON ROSE: Bette Midler on Charlie Rose Wed. Nite." Wow, babe. That's the best she's looked in 40 years. I almost want her bod. Can I get dibs? "Mucho Migwetch." --Gil Fisher got a pome 4 U. ready? Barring Almost None Liberal => literate. Christian Right. Can't spell for shit. The anarchist checks His own written word. Politician, Admin, Spammer, Schemer, pays out finished Product looking like Waste of bird. .... "March Is Youth Art Month" Yeah? Sez hoo?? You know, you get these things in your inbox and they never tell you whether it was by proclamation - Nation? State? County? Town? Did some little old blue-haired lady up the street sitting in a hardly solvent PR firm just announce that so she could send you this stupid press release promoting a high-school crayon exhibition? Yeah, I'm there, What's your #? --- Did you get your box of baked truffles with only 3gm fat yesterday? --- Have you personally ever tried Baked truffles? Assuming baked truffles is priced similarly to other baked people snacks, how interested would you be in purchasing the new baked truffles for your household the next time you get the munchies? Do you recall which flavor of baked truffles you received? Do you or any member of your household intend to eat baked truffles? How old are you? Did you like that we wrapped them in plastic first, then a cardboard box, then more plastic? Prime thinking they're nothing but misshapen pringles!

"CURIOSITY SKILLED THE CAT: When Typos and Lies Become History." by Marc Frucht. Published by YakHak, inc. 666 Madison Ave. Look for it at Barnes & Stable bookstores near you. PRIME ANARCHIST POLL -------------------- ATI wants to know. Email us the phollowing 3 data. We'll publish the averages for the next week or 3. 1) How many blocks from your house is the nearest Taco Bell. 2) Nearest Walmart? 3) Nearest Walgreens. ---s2s2--- :-) dictionary definition as metaphor. Texacott. vnv. (verb built from a verb-noun combo) 1. To refrain from buying a product or service from a company that does, or supports the doing of something one doesn't believe in or approve. [eg. we'll just have to texacott, that'll fix 'em] texacots, texacotting, texacotter. 2. (n) Placename for an entire state that no one likes. [eg. he's a texacottan, of course we wouldn't like him.] syn. dennys, exxonism, pentagone http://www.freespeech.org/kokopeli --OP ED-- Recent millions of dollars have been spent to stir up controversy around Rigoberta Menchu's life. Rumor, and rumors of rumors are being spread. As campaigns go, it is more resembling a war minute by minute. This is a VERY BAD time for Menchu to get smeared. We're still trying to get to the bottom of who killed Bishop Gerardi last year, and this is NOT going to help. The only thing I know negative about Rigoberta so far is her inability to denounce Mexican president Ernesto "Cold War" Zedillo, for it's he who granted her asylum when her brothers and sisters were being hunted down and killed. She lost two more first cousins and another brother after "I Rigoberto" was published. Of course, she's afraid to denounce him his oppression of Chiapanecos. That would be like demanding that Andres Segovia badmouth Spain! I don't think whether her book is a true autobiography or did she have ghostwriters, whether it all happened to her, or was it based on many events and many people. I don't think any of this is nearly as important as finding out who assassinated Gerardi the Sunday two days after his chilling book about 10 years of genocide in guatemala was published last year. It's not nearly as important as shutting down the school of the Americas in Benning Georgia where the people who killed almost everyone Menchu knows got their training. I dont' think it's nearly as important as putting an end to death squads, especially ones trained here in the United States, most especially if we are going to prance around saying how focused we are on human rights. The dark cloud over turtle island just got 5 shades deeper when people began smearing Mylady Menchu. I wonder how many dollars US, are being spent on THIS mission????????????? Let's remain focused on justice please. I think badmouthing her is harmful right now. We can deal with the accuracy/inaccuracy of her book AFTER amnesty international's done charging the US, AFTER the UN's done charging the US, AFTER every country who's signed on to ban landmines is done charging the US. --the editorial board of ATI # Two metaphors to lay on you all: 1: how would you like your marijuana. With our without paraquot? cocaine. Baking soda or not? Heroin. Bleached or unbleached needle? Milk. BGH/BST or not? 2: A&M lays off 500. Parker Pen lays off 425. Caldor lays off 1200 AT&T and IBM each fire 2500 more. But the enonomy's looking up. US. JETS DID NOT BOMB IRAQ Bag Dad - Between 11am today and 1pm GMT, US warplanes did not bomb any sights in Iraq proper. This is the first two hour period in 11 years that the United States had no "foreign policy" in Iraq. we end this ranticle with a verse and a chorus of a song, entitled, Zilla. (c)1999 by Shy Ster Dbm When generals make agreements Ab7 Dbm Free trade isn't free. Dbm How about them got left out F#7 Dbm How 'bout you and me. Dbm Free trade, free trade. Ab7 Dbm Free trade isn't free. Dbm Free trade, free trade. Ab7 Dbm NAFTA; fallacy. Send All Spice 2 ati@etext.org