Canada's Young Offender's Act And how to take advantage of it! By: Reno First there are three age groups you need to know about: 16 and 17 year olds, those from 12 to 15 years old, and those under 12. If you are 16 or 17 and commit a crime, if it is very violent, things like murder or rape, you will probably be switched to an adult court with adult penalties. Other than that, if you don't have an extensive criminal record, and play it up to the police, crown prosecutor and the courts, doing things like crying and saying you are sorry, you will get away with any crime that does not involve weapons with nothing more than "community service" or a "suspended sentence". If you have committed murder your best bet is to say that you "hear voices" so they think you are crazy and send you to a hospital for the criminally insane, but if you "get better" over the next 6 months and claim you don't hear the voices telling you to commit crimes anymore, you will be let off scott-free. Normally, you will never be identified publicly, with the exception of if they get a special court order for the media if they are looking for you and you have committed a violent crime. If you are 12 to 15 years old, you are covered by the Young Offenders Act and can not be transferred to adult court under any circumstances. The most jail time you can serve is 3 years, and only murders will get that. Of course if your parents have money, if you kill off your whole family, you will get 3 years in a juvenile facility (school, games, TV, pizzas, etc.) which isn't bad if you will be the only survivor and will inherit half a million dollars once you get out. That would work out to you getting over $160,000 a year for time in the facility; well worth it. If you don't commit violent crimes and put on a good show, with crying and saying you are sorry, even for B&E's and organized theft rings you will at the most get some "community service". You can never be publicly identified for your crimes. This means that you can organize swarmings of people to rob them, or swarm a whole store, and rip off the stuff they sell and the cash register's and get no jail time, just a bit of time help out a church group or in a old peoples home. You will still get stiffer sentences for things like rape but there are ways around that. If your local friendly drug dealer can get you either "Roofies" (Rohypnol) or Halcyon, drop it in a drink (even a pop drink) you give to a girl. In about 15 minutes for the Roofies, or about half an hour for the Halcyon, they will be somewhat drunk and will not remember what happened during the next 4 hours. You can do whatever you want to them and they won't remember a thing! If you are under 12, you are home free. You CANT BE CRIMINALLY CHARGED WITH ANY CRIMES IN CANADA. You literally can get away with murder! This means if you want to organize a gang, it is best that you teach those under 12 years old to do the murders and the selling of drugs, while you older guys do the swarmings, trashings, store thefts and manage the gang. Remember never talk to the cops. By law, you have to tell the pigs who you are, but if you are going to be charged anyways, why tell them even that? Beyond identifying yourself, you don't have to legally tell them anything, so don't. And if you are questioned, demand a lawyer. ************************************************************************* This and other great files are available from the following Warez, Porno and Anarchy/Crime BBS's: Number Board Nup (416) 748-1161 Hacker's & Phreaker's In Limbo Zoltrix (my BBS) (905) 847-0159 Dog Pound Outstanding (416) 321-8983 Nether World (416) 534-0417 Hacker's Hideaway - Zencor HQ (416) 674-3970 Terror of Destruction (905) 542-3532 Illusions (905) 823-5532 Phreak Asylum (416) 264-3216 The Core *************************************************************************