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13traits.zip Text on 13 desirable character traits, a Jewish perspective.
300bps.zip 101 things to do with your old 300 baud modem!
59insn.zip 59 signs that you are going insane. Humorous.
95bridge.zip How to Bride a LANtastic Network using Win95.
a2faq.zip Official Apple ][ FAQ: Feb, 8th 1995 update.
abort.zip Humorous collection of "Error reading Drive C:\.."
absurd.zip Absurd Product Warnings. Funny. Ascii Text.
accident.zip Insurance Form Accident Summary by Policyholders. Very Funny!
actnow.zip Three text files that contain all the phone numbers, fax numbers, email and
add2.zip A Text file about Attention Deficit Disorder and AD Hyperactivity D (ADHD).
addict.zip 90 ways to tell if you are a BBS addict. Humorous Ascii Text file.
airjokes.zip Collection of aviation related jokes.
airos.zip Humorous "What if an Operating System ran an Airlines". ASCII TEXT FILE.
alankeye.zip Position Paper on American Moral Crisis By Republican Dr. Alan Keyes.
amigarlz.zip Amiga Qualities FAQ: Why an AMIGA is a good computer to have.
amish.zip Top 10 Amish Spring Break Activities. TEXT.
amiwalkr.zip The Walker/AT FAQ 1.2: Information about Amiga computers.
amlf.zip Animaniacs Mega Lyrics File 3.1.2: June 1996
analogy.zip Collection of the worst analogies ever used in a highschool essay contest.
andreath.zip Transcript of an interview with Andrea Thompson (Talia Winters from Babylon
animalri.zip Animal Rights Alert Bulletin. Very Funny.
answer.zip Another collection of humorous answering machine outgoing messages.
answerng.zip Psychiatric Hospital Help Line Answering Mach
answmsgs.zip Collection of Outgoing Msgs for an Answering Machine. Very Funny.
antilib.zip Re-Evaluating Liberal Wisdom from the Center for the Historical Study of
applbomb.zip Humorous text file about how Apple Computers arranged for it's own bombing
appleeve.zip The Apple [computer] Bites the African Eve by: Marvin Lubenow. This text fi
applicat.zip Application Form for residence in Arkansas.
apploss.zip Exerpt from USA Today (April 18th, 1996) Money Section about Apple's critic
arabsay.zip Top 10 Most Useful things to say when traveling in Moslem Arab areas.
arfaq.zip Anne Rice FAQ: February 13th, 1995.
armed.zip The Armed Woman's Attitude Test. Great!
atfreg.zip MS Word DOC file on Firearms Laws/Reg from the ATF.
atombomb.txt Humorous text file on how to build an atom bomb. Not serious.
aussie.zip Text file about the "Non-Discovery of Austrialia". Pretty funny!
b5bgfaq.zip Babylon 5 Frequently Asked Questions and BattleStar Galactica FAQ [Feb 95].
b5edu.zip Things I learned from watching the TV series Babylon 5. Ascii Text file.
b5sept15.zip Babylon 5 Frequently Asked Questions list September 15th, 1995 Update. ASCI
babies.zip Joke about the delivery of babies to the wives of three different men. Cute
babylon5.zip Babylon 5 Technical FAQ Sheet 1.2
babysong.txt Lyrics to "Song for the Parents of Aborted Babies"
badday.zip 18 Ways you can tell it's going to be a rotten day. Humorous.
baddoc.zip Top 10 signs you've been to see a bad doctor
badmed.zip Bad Medicine: A Discussion of the "new morality" by Bob Jones, III. Text fi
barney1.zip Barney the Dinosaur arrested on 137 counts of child molestation. Humorous
barney2.zip Just What is Barney Anyway? Several leading theories about Barney. Funny.
bartbord.zip Collection of all things "Bart Simpson" has ever written on the Blackboard
bbsfaq14.zip Unix Compatible BBS FAQ 1.4. Answers common questions about BBSes.
bbs_cmnd.zip The 30 Commandments of BBSing.
bb_bumps.zip Bumps in the Big Bang by: Russell Humphreys, Ph.D. Text file examining the
biblcthu.zip A Bibliography of Cthulhu Mythos Tales.
blindate.zip 55 Things To Do To Get Rid Of Your Blind Date. This one is truly hilarious.
blond.zip The Complete Collection of CLEAN Blond Jokes.
blondes.zip 389 Blonde jokes. May offend some users.
bmg.zip Blockbuster Music Music Catalog of CD's/Cassettes now available. Simple TXT
books.zip Humorous listing of World's Shortest Books!
bored.zip 258 Things to do when you are bored.
boss.zip 50 Ways to confuse your Boss.
braindam.zip 37 question Brain Damage Quiz. Find out if you are brain damaged or not.
brainded.zip Public Service Announcementto SysOps concerning Brain Dead Users (BDU's).
brainwsh.zip The Battle for the Mind: Brainwashing and hypnotic techniques being used on
brebynj.zip How to win Barren Realms Elite by Joe Vidunas. ASCII TEXT FILE.
brehnt10.zip BRE hint file for League games
bse1.zip Bovine Spongiform Encephalopathy (crazy cow disease): Educational text file
bstarred.zip Battlestar Red - A Red Dwarf/Battlestar Galactic Crossover by Michelle Mart
bsticker.zip List of very funny "actual" bumper stickers.
budget.zip We Wish You'd Fix The Budget (Sung to the tune of "We Wish You A Merry
buserror.zip Global Bus Error: A text file containing a humorous interpretation of a
bush.zip Text file collection of lyrics to all songs on the CD Sixteen Stone by Bush
camping.zip Humorous text file about modern camping.
caq_6-95.zip Secret FISA Court and it's authorization of over 7500 gov. spies for Natl
cars.zip If MicroSoft built Cars. Hillarious.
cars2.zip If Automobiles were manufactured the same way program are... cute.
cartoonr.zip Cartoon Laws: The complete collection
catbath.zip Cat Bathing as a Martial Art. Hillarious!
cateye.txt Cats with Blue eyes are not color blind. Text File.
cats.zip Basic Rules for Cats who have a house to run!
cboarder.txt Playstation Cool Boarders 2 Hints and Tips to this Game
cda.zip The Communications Decency Act of 1995: Ascii text file of the various
chicken.zip Various Star Trek personas answer the age old question "Why did the Chicken
clintjok.zip Collection of jokes about our illustrious president, Bill Clinton. Most of
codinter.zip Interview with Circle of Dust member Scott Albert.
combat.zip Murphy's Laws of Combat. Funny.
companio.zip Companion by Ron Stanions: Fantasy RPG AD&D type story from the Internet.
compdict.zip The Computer Dictionary: A very HUMOROUS compilation of tongue-in-cheek
comphill.zip The Computer Hillbillies (sung to the tune of The Beverly Hillbillies). Ver
complaw.zip 19 Laws of Computers. Cute.
compterm.zip Funny Definations of various Computer Terms: HUMOROUS.
cookies.zip Humorous story about some cookies.
cows2.zip ASCII cows collection.
craving.zip The Craving: Short story about an unusual craving. Cute.
crazyflm.zip Crazy film credits from films like The Naked Gun movies and Airplane.
cud110.zip Computer Underground Digest Volume 1, Issue 1
dbarry.zip A compilation of Dave Barry's Funniest Humor Columns from the past few mont
defense.zip You Might Be Working For A Defense Company If Humourous ascii text file.
depress.zip 16 Rules for Depression. Facetious.
didnt.zip You Didn't: Inspirational Poem for Fathers.
dishtrk.zip Informational file on "How to Align a Satellite Dish". ASCII Text.
dizzydef.zip Collection of Stupid Definitions for common everyday words.
doj-v-m.zip Militia Leader's Home Raided By Gun Wielding Feds. Reprinted from The Balan
dosarch.zip MSDOS Archives FAQ: May 1996 Update
dr#31.zip The Groom Lake Desert Rat Online Newsletter, Issue #31, October 1995.
dreams.zip Dreams FAQ 1.5: Lucid Dreaming & Dream Interpretation. January 1995 Update.
drinkdrv.zip Poem about the dangers of drinking and driving. Written by a teenage girl.
drwho.zip List of Bloopers from various Dr. Who episodes. Very interesting!
dumb.zip Collection of Dumb Thoughts for the Day.
duneterm.zip Terminology from the Dune series by Frank Herbert. Dictionary of terms.
dylan.zip Collection of lyrics to Bob Dylan tunes.
elephant.zip How various professions would go about hunting an elephant in the 90's.
elephnt2.zip Collection of Elephant Jokes.
elevator.zip 50 Fun things to do in an elevator.
emufaq.zip Emulation FAQ v1.1.1: June 1996 Update
energy.zip Sustainable Energy Strategy: Clean & Secure Energy for a Competitive Econom
engineer.zip You might be an engineer if.... Humorous text file describing traits of an
english.zip Collection of Mistranslations of English Language as seen on various signs
ets-epa.zip Text file on the Bad Effects of Smoking From the EPA. Good Motivation!!
european.zip Funny Text file explaining how language would look if it were reformed over
evita.zip Complete libretto for "Evita" by Andrew Lloyd Webber. ASCII TEXT.
exam.zip 50 Things to do with a test you know you are going to fail anyway.
excuses.zip Collection of badly misspelled or misworded "Please Excuse ____ from school
expect.zip What most Women and Men expect in the oposite sex and what they really end
express.zip Quiz on 25 expressions that don't mean what they say.
ext000.zip EXTENTION List: Explains over 200 file extensions and the software with whi
fairrebt.zip FAIR's Response to Rush Limbaugh's "5000 word response to FAIR's Reign of
faq-warp.zip Frequently Asked Questions about OS/2 WARP. Release 3, February 20th, 1995.
fart.zip Two text files about farting. May offend those of a more delicate nature.
farts.zip Humorous text file explaining various types of farts.
fascism.zip Massachusetts and the Mussolinization of America: Text file on Fascism and
fepoem.zip The World Inside My Screen by Fire Escape This is a short poem about the da
fequest.txt A Dating Application and Compatibility Questionaire
ferengi.zip The Ferengi Rules of Aquisition from DS9.
fif.zip Faith & Intellectual Fairness by John F. Donovan: Text on how tolerance of
fileid.zip FileID.TXT 1.7: Details the advantage of including a FILE_ID.DIZ file with
filmgoof.zip Film Goofs List 2.0: Sept 1991 update. Includes a few bloopers from Indiann
finalexm.txt A final exam from hell. Very funny.
firedept.zip Complete Listing of all fire departments in the St. Louis Metro area
fixline.zip Text file on improving connect speeds for 56K modems.
flood.zip They Might Be Giants: Ascii text lyrics to the songs on the Flood cd.
fmblrule.zip FumbleRules: Some good tips and rules for correct writting.
freak.zip Canonical List of how to totally freak out your roommate!
fruitcak.zip The Best Fruitcake You've Ever Had Recipe. Humorous. Not intended to encour
fundefin.zip Collection of NEW words for everyday situations. Humorous.
geek30.zip The Code of the Geeks 3.0. July 12th 1995 Update. The Code is popular in
geekguid.zip Girl's Geek Guide. Humorous text file.
gender.zip Humorous Newpaper Article about how Men and Women really do think and act
gender2.zip Humorous story about how women are sensitive about dirt and insensitive abo
generatn.zip 3 generations are compared on various subjects. Hillarious Text file.
genxer.zip You might be a Generation X'er if.... Humorous text file listing the signs
genxer2.zip Profile of 4 generations. Multiple choice quiz. Hilarious. Find out what
gilligan.zip Filk song for Star Trek Voyager called "Voyager (Rolling in the) Isle" sung
girlf10.zip Humorous text file that warns about potential problems you might encounter
gmhelp.zip If General Motors had a help-line for people who didn't know how to drive,
goldwin.zip Collection of quotes from Samuel Goldwyn.
grail.zip Script to Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Great.
gtauto.txt Grand Theif Auto Game Codes & Hints (Playstation Format)
gtstats.zip Short Stats for every GT Freestyle and Dirt bike.
guns.zip Letter/editorial published originally in Soldier of Fortune magazine about
g_help.zip Tech support Question on Girlfriend 1.0 (Fiction)
hackdic.zip Text file of the Original Hacker's Dictionary (These are slang terms used b
handey.zip Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey of Saturday Night live. Something to think abo
happy.zip Collection of "Happiness is..." sayings.
hhgstrek.zip The Hitchhiker's Guide to Star Trek: This is a humorous story about our
hhgtng.zip Hitchhicker's Guide to the Galaxy-Class Cruiser by Adrian Roselli. Shorter
highway.zip If Superhighways were like the Internet..
hitler.zip Hitler's Top 59 Mistakes..
hoglettr.zip Sarcastic letter to the Secretary of Agriculture about the "Not Raising Hog
homebpc.zip Homebuilt Computers FAQ: June 1996
homeschl.zip Collection of Microsoft Word for Windows files concerning The Missouri
honey.zip Humorous story of one man's problems with his computer and his wife.
hooked.txt Hooked: Humorous text file describing the chief symptoms of internet addict
horr.zip 90 hints and tips on what to do or not to do should you find yourself trapp
hr_email.zip Text file about the U.S. House of Representatives Constituent E-Mail System
humor.zip Humorous Text Collection. Pretty Funny. Dirty & vulgar texts have been remo
ibm.zip Wife's letter to her husband detailing how the family is doing since her
id4.zip 40 Things I Learned from the movie ID4 that I Never Knew Before! Absolutely
imp-138a.zip Text File: Not According to Hoyle by John W. Oller, Jr. Ph.D. A discussion
imp-180a.zip Text File: Evolution: A Theory In Crisis A commentary on the book by Michae
imp-227b.zip Text File: Evolution and the American Abortion Mentality by Paul G. Humber.
imp-245a.zip Text File: Christianity and Technological Advance - The Astonishing Connect
imp-247a.zip Text File: Compromises and Consequences - The Genesis Account by Fred Wills
infodare.zip Intersting opinion regarding the D.A.R.E. Program. Ascii Text.
inuendo.zip The Nerd Inuendo List: How do nerds make lewd inuendos about nerdettes?
irs.zip Collection of text files concerning some interesting information about the
javnl004.zip Java Newsletter Issue 004 by Glen McCluskey 4 Contents: = Random Numbers in
jmoto2.txt Jet Moto 2 Walkthur Codes: Playstation Game Console Format
jms1.zip Collection of messages by J. Michael Stratzynski (Babylon 5 creator) posted
jokepak1.zip Clean Jokes Pack Volume 1. Ascii Text file.
jokepak2.zip Clean Jokes Pack Volume 2. Ascii Text file.
jokepak3.zip Clean Jokes Pack Volume 3. Ascii Text file.
jokepak4.zip Clean Jokes Pack Volume 4. Humorous. Ascii.
jokes.zip Collection of jokes in ascii text format.
kalifaq.zip Kali and Net Games FAQ 1.2
kids.zip Collection of humorous comments from kids on various things.
knight.zip Interesting story about a Knight.
ladytigr.zip The Lady or the Tiger. Unusual story.
lamers.zip The LaMeR. Description of a BBS loser.
lastword.zip Famous Last Words. Cute.
laws2liv.zip Laws to Live By: Humorous variations on the "Murphy's Law" theme.
lawslive.zip 25 Laws that People Live By.
lawsuit.zip Court Transcript of lawsuit: Wile E. Coyote versus ACME Co.
lecture.zip 50 Fun things to do during a boring lecture.
lefty.zip Lefty rights. Cute.
libert01.zip Collection of Libertarian oriented text-files on the following topics: What
libert02.zip Collection of Libertarian text files on the following topics: State Departm
libparty.zip Text files detailing the main points of the Libertarian Party's platform on
liferule.zip 14 Rules of Life. Humorous.
linfaq.zip Linux FAQ: March 96 Update
linuxhow.zip Collection of Linux HOWTO FAQs: How to install Linux, Bootdisks, CDroms,
litebulb.zip Collection of LightBulb Jokes.
lmriz11.zip Lamerize 1.1: Converts a text file to lamer-speak. Freeware from Bob Dunnel
locksmit.zip Locksmithing FAQ 5.8: June 1996 Editon
lois_x.zip Lois Lane and Superman meet Scully & Mulder. Would Superman make a good X-F
looking.zip Looking Inward - Observations on the art of Meditation by K. Khao Suan Luan
m96web.zip Ever wanted to be a magician ?? Here is a great starting point! Includes 8
magic.zip Magic The Gathering Frequently Asked Questions file. Originally published i
magnetic.zip The Earth's Magnetic Field is Young by: Russell Humphreys, Ph.D. A text fil
marcp.zip Ascii Text lyrics to 3 zany songs by Marc Plainguet: Amoeba's in Love, Barb
marylamb.zip Sick renditions of "Mary Had a Little Lamb".
mdwarr.txt Joke registration card for the McDonnel-Douglas aircraft you just bought. C
medterms.zip The Arkansas Medical Dictionary. Funny.
men.zip Because We Are Men manifesto.
milk.zip Is the Glass half-empty or half-full? Humorous reactions from various types
minn.zip 26 Minnesota Slogans.
mira.zip The last letter from Mira Furlan (aka Delenn of Babylon 5 series) to her fe
misctext.zip 5 Humorous Sayings.
misctrek.zip ST:TNG Christmas Carol Guide, Top 54 signs the Enterprise D is not function
missyou.txt I missed you last night.. a poem by Marc for FE
mobytrbo.zip Explaination of the Mobyturbo speed transfer protocol for ZModem.
mollari.zip Humorous Text file spoofing Babylon 5 characters in a script about a fictic
momwords.zip Mom's Dictionary: Hillarious definitions.
monarch.zip Design Features of the Monarch Butterfly Life Cycle by: Jules Poirier and
moonover.zip "Moon Over Bajor" Deep Space Nine spoof.
moviecom.zip Computers and Electronics as depicted in movies and television. Humorous.
moviekno.zio Things we've learned from the movies without realizing it. Very funny. Text
movietrm.zip Glosary of Movie Terminology by Robert Ebert This ascii text file explains
movietrv.zip Movie Trivia Frequently Asked Questions: August 1993 update. Collection of
msinet.zip Can Microsoft Catch Up To The Internet by Andrew Schulman. A Software
msjoke.zip Humorous joke about Microsoft's campaigne to sell Windows 95 to the last
mspress.zip Microsoft Press Releases about their new MSNetwork and their competitive ra
mst3kfaq.zip Frequently Asked Questions sheets on the Mystery Science Theater 3000 serie
mstrek.zip Microsoft: The Next Generation. Humorous Transcript of what happens when th
muppets.zip Genetic Drift or Grades of Shay: Star Trek The Next Generation Parody skit
murphylw.zip Small collection of some of Murphy's Laws.
mylove.txt My Love Remains... a poem by Marc for FE
myth.zip Text file on THE TWO-PARTY SYSTEM MYTH: Presidential Elect.: The MultiParti
nascar6f.zip NASCAR racing schedules, team lists with wildcat color codes.
ncscam.zip Text file that tells you about the SCAMS on the internet and how to tell if
nettrek2.zip Freq. Asked Questions about the crew of the Enterprise from Star Trek show.
nfp96v10.zip Nightmare Factory Productions presents their all new October, 1996 guide! L
ngstips.zip National Genealogical Society text files containing advice for beginners,
niteb4.zip Technical translation of the classic "The Night Before Christmas" story. Fu
nocarr~1.txt No Carrier... a poem by Fire Escape
no_work.zip 99 excuses to skip out of work early.
obeprops.zip Outcome Based Education related texts that critque the system and offer adv
ode2spot.txt Words to "Ode to Spot" by Lt. Cmdr. Data of Star Trek the Next Generation
oldwhen.zip Collection of "You know you're old when..." saying. Humorous.
old_lady.zip Lyrics to "I know an old lady who swallowed." children's song. cute.
oracles1.zip Collection of humorous texts from the Usenet called "Usenet Oracularities
os_jok.zip Humorous metaphors comparing various operating systems.. Text file.
oxymoron.zip Collection of interesting Oxymorons.
pacesttr.zip The 23rd Psalm for Busy People.
paperpen.zip Cute techincal description of Paper & Pencils
para.zip Frequently Asked Questions about Parapsychology version 1.4: June 21st, 199
pcgames.zip Internet PC Games Chart Document v14: Dec 95
pcred.zip Politically Correct Little Red Riding Hood story. ASCII Text file.
pernfaq.zip Frequently Asked Questions about Anne McCaffery's "Dragonriders of Pern" se
perplex.zip Collection of humorous perplexing questions.
phantom.zip Andrew Loyd Weber's Phantom of the Opera Text File containing the whole scr
phonetic.zip Proposition about a new form of phonetic english. Pretty funny.
phontrik.zip Legal things that can enhance your home phone like always busy and music o
photowrk.zip Informational Text file for graphics users on how to obtain the Photo Works
pity.zip Pity: A short poem by Nick Paplanus.
pizza.zip 100 ways to freak people out while ordering a pizza.
poems.zip Nice Love Poem [girl to guy].
pomjun95.zip Politics Online Magazine: Jun 5 Vol. 2 #2
poolfaqs.zip Pool & Billards FAQ v2.1: May 1995 update.
pope.zip Cute joke about the Pope getting a ticket.
postd.zip E-Mail Addresses to all St. Louis Post Dispatch writers, reporters & editor
ppcfaq.zip PowerPC FAQ: June 1996 update.
pregnant.zip If Men Got Pregnant. Humorous.
procrast.zip The Procrastinator's Creed. Cute.
psxlist.zip The 1997-1998 Play Station Games Listing. TEXT.
puke.zip 350 Synonyms for the word "Puke" and 16 bonus synonyms for special occasion
purpsith.zip Star Wars: The Purple Sith. Star Wars Screenplay Spoof in which the The Reb
pwsteal.zip CAT Legal Research & Security FAQ on Password Stealing.
quid-sit.zip Quid Sit Veritas: The Odyssey of one Human Embreyologist as a Modern Diogen
quiz.zip 30 Question Concrete Language Operation Test.
quizbbs.zip Are you addicted to BBSing? Here is a short True/False Quiz for you to take
rad_who.zip Dr. Who Frequently Asked Questions: 9/94
rdinfo.zip Frequently Asked Questions on Red Dwarf the BBC sci-fi comedy. April 15th 1
rdnckif.zip Collection of "You might be a Redneck if.." sayings. Humorous.
rdwarf.zip Article written by Craig Charles (Lister) of Red Dwarf about his recent arr
realsysp.zip Real Sysops Don't... A Humorous text file that outlines what real sysops do
recomend.zip A few suggested phrases for when you need to write a letter of reccomendati
redneck.txt The Official Redneck Aptitude Test
redwrf.zip ENTIRE scripts for EVERY SINGLE Red Dwarf Episode from Season 1 through Sea
restate.zip Collection of Secret Real Estate Codes.
restroom.zip A guide to proper etiquette in the Men's restroom. Humorous.
rights.zip What are your rights as a bbser?
rltruths.zip Text file of Rush Limbaugh's 35 Truths
rodents.zip Technical translation of the lyrics to "Three Blind Mice". Pretty cute.
rottnhut.zip The story of "Ladle Rat Rotten Hut". The tale of Little Red Riding Hood
rpg_list.zip Complete Usenet List of RolePlaying Games Any & every RPG game ever created
sailing.zip Humorous definitions about boating & sailing.
santa.txt Humorous Text file about the scientific reasons why Santa is dead. Very fun
say_no.zip 101 Easy Ways to Say No, I'd Love to But...
science.zip Humorous and innovative answers to science oriented questions from kids on
scrolls.zip Translations from the Dead Sea Scrolls. From Smithsonian Online. Text files
scsifaq.zip SCSI FAQ: May 1996 update. Systems & devices. Set up & config.
seedsow.zip Seed Sowing Manual outlining the proccess for sowing orchid seeds.
seminar.zip 31 Seminars for Women. Cute.
setupbbs.zip Text file on how to setup a BBS.
seustrek.zip What Star Trek TNG would be like IF Dr. Seuss wrote the scripts.. Humorous
sftv-upc.zip Science Fiction Television: Schedule of upcoming shows for various sci-fi
sheathed.zip American Center for Law and Justice presents "Faith & Culture Aug/Sept 94:
shoot.txt A comparison of various computer languages, using a unique metaphor. Funny.
shortof.zip The Last "Full-Deck" Listing. Collection of alternate sayings indicating
shr.zip Collection of lyrics from the ever-popular "Schoolhouse Rock" Conjunction
sic_em.zip Cute story about a Burglar and a Parrot.
slavery.zip Beauregard's Manifesto. Satirical interview with a pro-slavery advocate wit
smile.zip Collection of emoticon smiles and facial expressions that can be made by
smiley.zip Yet another collection of emoticon smileys.
soap.zip Cute letters recording an ongoing problem between a hotel resident and her
songbook.zip Unoffical Pearl Jam Songbook 1.7 (2-16-95): Contains an assortment of lyric
songs.zip Three little ditty's that are really silly.
so_that.zip Short odd tales about some very odd people.
spaceflt.zip Exerpt from "A Brief History of Spaceflight".
spam.zip Monty Python's Flying Circus' famous Spam sketch. ASCII Text file.
species.zip Patterns of Speciation by: Kenneth Cumming, Ph.D.
sre10.zip SRE 10 Legacies: Heroes from the past are suddenly transporting to the pres
sretale1.zip SRE Trilogy Set by Josh Renaud: SRE I The Best Game Ever Played, SRE II: Th
sretale2.zip SRE Trilogy Set includes: SRE IV: The Confrontation! SRE V: The Underground
sretale3.zip SRE Trilogy Set includes: SRE VII: Petros 50 years after SRE6, Amoko has
sretales.zip Two more SRE stories includes: SRE The Feqh-Netur. A new covert force arise
sretrade.zip SRE Commerce & Advanced Trade Theories. Text file about several advanced
srex.zip SRE: X. A diplomat's family is brutally massacred by pirates & he plots
sre_finl.zip SRE The Finale: This is the conclusion to the SRE Text Series. After a dizz
st-tech.zip Star Trek Technical FAQ sheet. Details warp, transwarp, replicators, subspa
starccg.zip Star Wars Card Game informational file.
starkill.zip The Adventures of Starkiller by George Lucas: This is an early draft of the
stdrink.zip Star Wars drinking game instructions. This game is not intended to promote
stephenw.zip Humor: Collect. of Stephen Wright lines
sthumor.zip Top 10 Signs that you watch too much Star Trek. Humorous!
stoppoli.zip Suggestions regarding what to do if you are stopped by police. TEXT.
stories.zip Two short stories written by a user. Cool.
stparody.zip Seven Star Trek Parody skits off of national Star Trek Nets.
strikeba.zip The Empire Strikes Back screenplay. Ascii.
strwrner.zip Star Warners: Yoda gets three new apprentices Yakko, Wakko, and Dot. Includ
sttl.zip Text file collection offering a new time line for the star trek series.
studblop.txt A collection of student bloopers on history essays, Hilarious! A must-read
stupid.zip 36 Politically Correct ways of implying someone is a bit stupid or crazy. F
stwar.zip Humorous review of the Star Wars epic movies. Ascii text file.
st_chnc.zip What happens when the Star Trek universe collides with the Star Wars Univer
sucker.zip The Dark Sucker Theory. Outlines how Dark is faster than Light. Pretty Sill
swnew.zip Speculations regarding the upcoming Star Wars trilogy and what each one mig
swtopten.zip Several David Letterman style top ten lists about Star Wars.
teams.zip Humorous Listing of Sports Teams who's names are potentially offensive to t
teehee.zip A list of 96 funny sayings & observations.
texan.zip Joke about a Texan who goes Ice Fishing...
thankyou.zip The Twelve Days of Xmas Thank You Notes Humorous Text!
thewall.zip Pink Floyd: Ascii Text Lyrics to The Wall cd.
thought.zip The Origin of Conceptual Thought in Living Systems by: A.E. Wilder-Smith
tinytoon.zip Tinytoon FAQ August 1995 Update.
top10lst.zip Collection of David Letterman's Top 10 Lists in ASCII Text Form.
treklist.zip Collection of Top 10 and Top 20 Star-Trek Oriented Lists. Really funny.
truth.zip Some General Truths of Life. Humorous.
tunes.zip Collection of Political Parodies to well known tunes.
tyranny.zip A "UN-Controlled World" Means Global Gov't article from The New American/No
uklights.zip Collection of real honest to God E-Mail from a United Kingdom company regar
undertow.zip Tool: Ascii Text Lyrics to the Undertow cd.
usfp.zip The Universal Science Fiction Parody - A novel of Epic proportions. In this
utopia.zip Utopia by Sir Thomas More, 1516 AD. Ascii text file. Politics & Religion.
v-tech.zip V: A Technical Reference Manual.
v34test.zip Test Reports from "Data Communications" magazine on 31 major brands of V.34
vending.zip Thomas' Version of Murphy's Laws for Vending Machines. Humorous.
vic.zip The MOS 6567/6569 Video Controller (VIC-II) and it's application in the
vindaloo.zip Recipe for Vindaloo as mentioned by Lister on the show Red Dwarf.
virus.zip Humorous Listing of Fake Computer Viruses and what they potentially do. Fun
warnings.zip Humorous universal laws stated as if they were product warning lables. ASCI
wedfaq.zip Wedding Planning FAQ 2.4: February 96 Update
wedgexpl.zip Humorous explaination of how Star Wars pilot Wedge Antilles really is the
whatisfc.zip What is Future Culture? Text file on various subcultures in our society.
who1st.zip Text file of Abbott and Costello's "Who's on first?" comedy routine.
whoami.txt Who am I, where are you?... a poem by Marc for FE
whojul10.zip Dr. Who Frequently Asked Questions: July 1995 [Updated weekly]. Discusses t
whthand.zip AD&D/Fantasy Story from the Internet.
why.zip Collection of "Why?" questions and silly "answers" to them.
win95.zip Collection of undocumented Windows 95 Error Codes. Absolutely side-splittin
wintrick.zip Interesting little known tricks you can do with Windows 3.1.
witchlet.zip An Open Letter to Witches, Wiccans and other Majick Practitioners.
woman.zip Elemental Description of "Woman". Funny.
writing.zip Great Rules for Writting. Funny.
wunliner.zip Wun-liners collection from a local C-64 BBS. They are pretty good and can b
x-mas.zip Collection of humorous texts about Christmas. Including: The Night Before
xena3.zip Collection of Top 10 Lists about Xena & Hercules series. Pretty funny stuff
xmas.txt The 12 Days of Christmas.. Technology gave to me.. Humor
young1.zip The Young Ones FAQ 1.33 and 1.34. Two text files detailing everything you e
yr_9311.zip Ygdrasil: A Journal Of The Poetic Arts Volume 1, No. 7. READROOM door forma
ys_9311.zip Ygdrasil: A Journal Of The Poetic Arts November '93 Edition. MSDOS ASCII
ziphacks.zip Text file from PKZIP (1992) that details a few of the older HACKS of PKZip
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