Index of directory: Texts

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13traits.zip     Text on 13 desirable character traits, a Jewish perspective.
300bps.zip       101 things to do with your old 300 baud modem!
59insn.zip       59 signs that you are going insane. Humorous.
95bridge.zip     How to Bride a LANtastic Network using Win95.
a2faq.zip        Official Apple ][ FAQ: Feb, 8th 1995 update.
abort.zip        Humorous collection of "Error reading Drive C:\.."
absurd.zip       Absurd Product Warnings. Funny. Ascii Text.
accident.zip     Insurance Form Accident Summary by Policyholders. Very Funny!
actnow.zip       Three text files that contain all the phone numbers, fax numbers, email and
add2.zip         A Text file about Attention Deficit Disorder and AD Hyperactivity D (ADHD).
addict.zip       90 ways to tell if you are a BBS addict. Humorous Ascii Text file.
airjokes.zip     Collection of aviation related jokes.
airos.zip        Humorous "What if an Operating System ran an Airlines". ASCII TEXT FILE.
alankeye.zip     Position Paper on American Moral Crisis By Republican Dr. Alan Keyes.
amigarlz.zip     Amiga Qualities FAQ: Why an AMIGA is a good computer to have.
amish.zip        Top 10 Amish Spring Break Activities. TEXT.
amiwalkr.zip     The Walker/AT FAQ 1.2: Information about Amiga computers.
amlf.zip         Animaniacs Mega Lyrics File 3.1.2: June 1996
analogy.zip      Collection of the worst analogies ever used in a highschool essay contest.
andreath.zip     Transcript of an interview with Andrea Thompson (Talia Winters from Babylon
animalri.zip     Animal Rights Alert Bulletin. Very Funny.
answer.zip       Another collection of humorous answering machine outgoing messages.
answerng.zip     Psychiatric Hospital Help Line Answering Mach
answmsgs.zip     Collection of Outgoing Msgs for an Answering Machine. Very Funny.
antilib.zip      Re-Evaluating Liberal Wisdom from the Center for the Historical Study of
applbomb.zip     Humorous text file about how Apple Computers arranged for it's own bombing 
appleeve.zip     The Apple [computer] Bites the African Eve by: Marvin Lubenow. This text fi
applicat.zip     Application Form for residence in Arkansas.
apploss.zip      Exerpt from USA Today (April 18th, 1996) Money Section about Apple's critic
arabsay.zip      Top 10 Most Useful things to say when traveling in Moslem Arab areas.
arfaq.zip        Anne Rice FAQ: February 13th, 1995.
armed.zip        The Armed Woman's Attitude Test. Great!
atfreg.zip       MS Word DOC file on Firearms Laws/Reg from the ATF.
atombomb.txt     Humorous text file on how to build an atom bomb. Not serious.
aussie.zip       Text file about the "Non-Discovery of Austrialia". Pretty funny!
b5bgfaq.zip      Babylon 5 Frequently Asked Questions and BattleStar Galactica FAQ [Feb 95].
b5edu.zip        Things I learned from watching the TV series Babylon 5. Ascii Text file.
b5sept15.zip     Babylon 5 Frequently Asked Questions list September 15th, 1995 Update. ASCI
babies.zip       Joke about the delivery of babies to the wives of three different men. Cute
babylon5.zip     Babylon 5 Technical FAQ Sheet 1.2
babysong.txt     Lyrics to "Song for the Parents of Aborted Babies"
badday.zip       18 Ways you can tell it's going to be a rotten day. Humorous.
baddoc.zip       Top 10 signs you've been to see a bad doctor
badmed.zip       Bad Medicine: A Discussion of the "new morality" by Bob Jones, III. Text fi
barney1.zip      Barney the Dinosaur arrested on 137 counts of child molestation. Humorous
barney2.zip      Just What is Barney Anyway? Several leading theories about Barney. Funny.
bartbord.zip     Collection of all things "Bart Simpson" has ever written on the Blackboard 
bbsfaq14.zip     Unix Compatible BBS FAQ 1.4. Answers common questions about BBSes.
bbs_cmnd.zip     The 30 Commandments of BBSing.
bb_bumps.zip     Bumps in the Big Bang by: Russell Humphreys, Ph.D. Text file examining the
biblcthu.zip     A Bibliography of Cthulhu Mythos Tales.
blindate.zip     55 Things To Do To Get Rid Of Your Blind Date. This one is truly hilarious.
blond.zip        The Complete Collection of CLEAN Blond Jokes.
blondes.zip      389 Blonde jokes. May offend some users.
bmg.zip          Blockbuster Music Music Catalog of CD's/Cassettes now available. Simple TXT
books.zip        Humorous listing of World's Shortest Books!
bored.zip        258 Things to do when you are bored.
boss.zip         50 Ways to confuse your Boss.
braindam.zip     37 question Brain Damage Quiz. Find out if you are brain damaged or not.
brainded.zip     Public Service Announcementto SysOps concerning Brain Dead Users (BDU's).
brainwsh.zip     The Battle for the Mind: Brainwashing and hypnotic techniques being used on
brebynj.zip      How to win Barren Realms Elite by Joe Vidunas. ASCII TEXT FILE.
brehnt10.zip     BRE hint file for League games
bse1.zip         Bovine Spongiform Encephalopathy (crazy cow disease): Educational text file
bstarred.zip     Battlestar Red - A Red Dwarf/Battlestar Galactic Crossover by Michelle Mart
bsticker.zip     List of very funny "actual" bumper stickers.
budget.zip       We Wish You'd Fix The Budget (Sung to the tune of "We Wish You A Merry
buserror.zip     Global Bus Error: A text file containing a humorous interpretation of a
bush.zip         Text file collection of lyrics to all songs on the CD Sixteen Stone by Bush
camping.zip      Humorous text file about modern camping.
caq_6-95.zip     Secret FISA Court and it's authorization of over 7500 gov. spies for Natl
cars.zip         If MicroSoft built Cars. Hillarious.
cars2.zip        If Automobiles were manufactured the same way program are... cute.
cartoonr.zip     Cartoon Laws: The complete collection
catbath.zip      Cat Bathing as a Martial Art. Hillarious!
cateye.txt       Cats with Blue eyes are not color blind. Text File.
cats.zip         Basic Rules for Cats who have a house to run!
cboarder.txt     Playstation Cool Boarders 2 Hints and Tips to this Game
cda.zip          The Communications Decency Act of 1995: Ascii text file of the various
chicken.zip      Various Star Trek personas answer the age old question "Why did the Chicken
clintjok.zip     Collection of jokes about our illustrious president, Bill Clinton. Most of
codinter.zip     Interview with Circle of Dust member Scott Albert.
combat.zip       Murphy's Laws of Combat. Funny.
companio.zip     Companion by Ron Stanions: Fantasy RPG AD&D type story from the Internet.
compdict.zip     The Computer Dictionary: A very HUMOROUS compilation of tongue-in-cheek
comphill.zip     The Computer Hillbillies (sung to the tune of The Beverly Hillbillies). Ver
complaw.zip      19 Laws of Computers. Cute.
compterm.zip     Funny Definations of various Computer Terms: HUMOROUS.
cookies.zip      Humorous story about some cookies.
cows2.zip        ASCII cows collection.
craving.zip      The Craving: Short story about an unusual craving. Cute.
crazyflm.zip     Crazy film credits from films like The Naked Gun movies and Airplane.
cud110.zip       Computer Underground Digest Volume 1, Issue 1
dbarry.zip       A compilation of Dave Barry's Funniest Humor Columns from the past few mont
defense.zip      You Might Be Working For A Defense Company If Humourous ascii text file.
depress.zip      16 Rules for Depression. Facetious.
didnt.zip        You Didn't: Inspirational Poem for Fathers.
dishtrk.zip      Informational file on "How to Align a Satellite Dish". ASCII Text.
dizzydef.zip     Collection of Stupid Definitions for common everyday words.
doj-v-m.zip      Militia Leader's Home Raided By Gun Wielding Feds. Reprinted from The Balan
dosarch.zip      MSDOS Archives FAQ: May 1996 Update
dr#31.zip        The Groom Lake Desert Rat Online Newsletter, Issue #31, October 1995.
dreams.zip       Dreams FAQ 1.5: Lucid Dreaming & Dream Interpretation. January 1995 Update.
drinkdrv.zip     Poem about the dangers of drinking and driving. Written by a teenage girl.
drwho.zip        List of Bloopers from various Dr. Who episodes. Very interesting!
dumb.zip         Collection of Dumb Thoughts for the Day.
duneterm.zip     Terminology from the Dune series by Frank Herbert. Dictionary of terms.
dylan.zip        Collection of lyrics to Bob Dylan tunes.
elephant.zip     How various professions would go about hunting an elephant in the 90's.
elephnt2.zip     Collection of Elephant Jokes.
elevator.zip     50 Fun things to do in an elevator.
emufaq.zip       Emulation FAQ v1.1.1: June 1996 Update
energy.zip       Sustainable Energy Strategy: Clean & Secure Energy for a Competitive Econom
engineer.zip     You might be an engineer if.... Humorous text file describing traits of an
english.zip      Collection of Mistranslations of English Language as seen on various signs 
ets-epa.zip      Text file on the Bad Effects of Smoking From the EPA.  Good Motivation!!
european.zip     Funny Text file explaining how language would look if it were reformed over
evita.zip        Complete libretto for "Evita" by Andrew Lloyd Webber. ASCII TEXT.
exam.zip         50 Things to do with a test you know you are going to fail anyway.
excuses.zip      Collection of badly misspelled or misworded "Please Excuse ____ from school
expect.zip       What most Women and Men expect in the oposite sex and what they really end 
express.zip      Quiz on 25 expressions that don't mean what they say.
ext000.zip       EXTENTION List: Explains over 200 file extensions and the software with whi
fairrebt.zip     FAIR's Response to Rush Limbaugh's "5000 word response to FAIR's Reign of
faq-warp.zip     Frequently Asked Questions about OS/2 WARP. Release 3, February 20th, 1995.
fart.zip         Two text files about farting. May offend those of a more delicate nature.
farts.zip        Humorous text file explaining various types of farts.
fascism.zip      Massachusetts and the Mussolinization of America: Text file on Fascism and 
fepoem.zip       The World Inside My Screen by Fire Escape This is a short poem about the da
fequest.txt      A Dating Application and Compatibility Questionaire
ferengi.zip      The Ferengi Rules of Aquisition from DS9.
fif.zip          Faith & Intellectual Fairness by John F. Donovan: Text on how tolerance of
fileid.zip       FileID.TXT 1.7: Details the advantage of including a FILE_ID.DIZ file with 
filmgoof.zip     Film Goofs List 2.0: Sept 1991 update. Includes a few bloopers from Indiann
finalexm.txt     A final exam from hell. Very funny.
firedept.zip     Complete Listing of all fire departments in the St. Louis Metro area
fixline.zip      Text file on improving connect speeds for 56K modems.
flood.zip        They Might Be Giants: Ascii text lyrics to the songs on the Flood cd.
fmblrule.zip     FumbleRules: Some good tips and rules for correct writting.
freak.zip        Canonical List of how to totally freak out your roommate!
fruitcak.zip     The Best Fruitcake You've Ever Had Recipe. Humorous. Not intended to encour
fundefin.zip     Collection of NEW words for everyday situations. Humorous.
geek30.zip       The Code of the Geeks 3.0. July 12th 1995 Update. The Code is popular in
geekguid.zip     Girl's Geek Guide. Humorous text file.
gender.zip       Humorous Newpaper Article about how Men and Women really do think and act
gender2.zip      Humorous story about how women are sensitive about dirt and insensitive abo
generatn.zip     3 generations are compared on various subjects. Hillarious Text file.
genxer.zip       You might be a Generation X'er if.... Humorous text file listing the signs 
genxer2.zip      Profile of 4 generations. Multiple choice quiz. Hilarious. Find out what
gilligan.zip     Filk song for Star Trek Voyager called "Voyager (Rolling in the) Isle" sung
girlf10.zip      Humorous text file that warns about potential problems you might encounter 
gmhelp.zip       If General Motors had a help-line for people who didn't know how to drive, 
goldwin.zip      Collection of quotes from Samuel Goldwyn.
grail.zip        Script to Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Great.
gtauto.txt       Grand Theif Auto Game Codes & Hints (Playstation Format)
gtstats.zip      Short Stats for every GT Freestyle and Dirt bike.
guns.zip         Letter/editorial published originally in Soldier of Fortune magazine about 
g_help.zip       Tech support Question on Girlfriend 1.0 (Fiction)
hackdic.zip      Text file of the Original Hacker's Dictionary (These are slang terms used b
handey.zip       Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey of Saturday Night live. Something to think abo
happy.zip        Collection of "Happiness is..." sayings.
hhgstrek.zip     The Hitchhiker's Guide to Star Trek: This is a humorous story about our
hhgtng.zip       Hitchhicker's Guide to the Galaxy-Class Cruiser by Adrian Roselli. Shorter
highway.zip      If Superhighways were like the Internet..
hitler.zip       Hitler's Top 59 Mistakes..
hoglettr.zip     Sarcastic letter to the Secretary of Agriculture about the "Not Raising Hog
homebpc.zip      Homebuilt Computers FAQ: June 1996
homeschl.zip     Collection of Microsoft Word for Windows files concerning The Missouri
honey.zip        Humorous story of one man's problems with his computer and his wife.
hooked.txt       Hooked: Humorous text file describing the chief symptoms of internet addict
horr.zip         90 hints and tips on what to do or not to do should you find yourself trapp
hr_email.zip     Text file about the U.S. House of Representatives Constituent E-Mail System
humor.zip        Humorous Text Collection. Pretty Funny. Dirty & vulgar texts have been remo
ibm.zip          Wife's letter to her husband detailing how the family is doing since her
id4.zip          40 Things I Learned from the movie ID4 that I Never Knew Before! Absolutely
imp-138a.zip     Text File: Not According to Hoyle by John W. Oller, Jr. Ph.D. A discussion 
imp-180a.zip     Text File: Evolution: A Theory In Crisis A commentary on the book by Michae
imp-227b.zip     Text File: Evolution and the American Abortion Mentality by Paul G. Humber.
imp-245a.zip     Text File: Christianity and Technological Advance - The Astonishing Connect
imp-247a.zip     Text File: Compromises and Consequences - The Genesis Account by Fred Wills
infodare.zip     Intersting opinion regarding the D.A.R.E. Program. Ascii Text.
inuendo.zip      The Nerd Inuendo List: How do nerds make lewd inuendos about nerdettes?
irs.zip          Collection of text files concerning some interesting information about the
javnl004.zip     Java Newsletter Issue 004 by Glen McCluskey 4 Contents: = Random Numbers in
jmoto2.txt       Jet Moto 2 Walkthur Codes: Playstation Game Console Format
jms1.zip         Collection of messages by J. Michael Stratzynski (Babylon 5 creator) posted
jokepak1.zip     Clean Jokes Pack Volume 1. Ascii Text file.
jokepak2.zip     Clean Jokes Pack Volume 2. Ascii Text file.
jokepak3.zip     Clean Jokes Pack Volume 3. Ascii Text file.
jokepak4.zip     Clean Jokes Pack Volume 4. Humorous. Ascii.
jokes.zip        Collection of jokes in ascii text format.
kalifaq.zip      Kali and Net Games FAQ 1.2
kids.zip         Collection of humorous comments from kids on various things.
knight.zip       Interesting story about a Knight.
ladytigr.zip     The Lady or the Tiger. Unusual story.
lamers.zip       The LaMeR. Description of a BBS loser.
lastword.zip     Famous Last Words. Cute.
laws2liv.zip     Laws to Live By: Humorous variations on the "Murphy's Law" theme.
lawslive.zip     25 Laws that People Live By.
lawsuit.zip      Court Transcript of lawsuit: Wile E. Coyote versus ACME Co.
lecture.zip      50 Fun things to do during a boring lecture.
lefty.zip        Lefty rights. Cute.
libert01.zip     Collection of Libertarian oriented text-files on the following topics: What
libert02.zip     Collection of Libertarian text files on the following topics: State Departm
libparty.zip     Text files detailing the main points of the Libertarian Party's platform on
liferule.zip     14 Rules of Life. Humorous.
linfaq.zip       Linux FAQ: March 96 Update
linuxhow.zip     Collection  of Linux HOWTO FAQs: How to install Linux, Bootdisks, CDroms,
litebulb.zip     Collection of LightBulb Jokes.
lmriz11.zip      Lamerize 1.1: Converts a text file to lamer-speak. Freeware from Bob Dunnel
locksmit.zip     Locksmithing FAQ 5.8: June 1996 Editon
lois_x.zip       Lois Lane and Superman meet Scully & Mulder. Would Superman make a good X-F
looking.zip      Looking Inward - Observations on the art of Meditation by K. Khao Suan Luan
m96web.zip       Ever wanted to be a magician ?? Here is a great starting point! Includes 8
magic.zip        Magic The Gathering Frequently Asked Questions file. Originally published i
magnetic.zip     The Earth's Magnetic Field is Young by: Russell Humphreys, Ph.D. A text fil
marcp.zip        Ascii Text lyrics to 3 zany songs by Marc Plainguet: Amoeba's in Love, Barb
marylamb.zip     Sick renditions of "Mary Had a Little Lamb".
mdwarr.txt       Joke registration card for the McDonnel-Douglas aircraft you just bought. C
medterms.zip     The Arkansas Medical Dictionary. Funny.
men.zip          Because We Are Men manifesto.
milk.zip         Is the Glass half-empty or half-full? Humorous reactions from various types
minn.zip         26 Minnesota Slogans.
mira.zip         The last letter from Mira Furlan (aka Delenn of Babylon 5 series) to her fe
misctext.zip     5 Humorous Sayings.
misctrek.zip     ST:TNG Christmas Carol Guide, Top 54 signs the Enterprise D is not function
missyou.txt      I missed you last night.. a poem by Marc for FE
mobytrbo.zip     Explaination of the Mobyturbo speed transfer protocol for ZModem.
mollari.zip      Humorous Text file spoofing Babylon 5 characters in a script about a fictic
momwords.zip     Mom's Dictionary: Hillarious definitions.
monarch.zip      Design Features of the Monarch Butterfly Life Cycle by: Jules Poirier and
moonover.zip     "Moon Over Bajor" Deep Space Nine spoof.
moviecom.zip     Computers and Electronics as depicted in movies and television. Humorous.
moviekno.zio     Things we've learned from the movies without realizing it. Very funny. Text
movietrm.zip     Glosary of Movie Terminology by Robert Ebert This ascii text file explains 
movietrv.zip     Movie Trivia Frequently Asked Questions: August 1993 update. Collection of 
msinet.zip       Can Microsoft Catch Up To The Internet by Andrew Schulman. A Software
msjoke.zip       Humorous joke about Microsoft's campaigne to sell Windows 95 to the last
mspress.zip      Microsoft Press Releases about their new MSNetwork and their competitive ra
mst3kfaq.zip     Frequently Asked Questions sheets on the Mystery Science Theater 3000 serie
mstrek.zip       Microsoft: The Next Generation. Humorous Transcript of what happens when th
muppets.zip      Genetic Drift or Grades of Shay: Star Trek The Next Generation Parody skit
murphylw.zip     Small collection of some of Murphy's Laws.
mylove.txt       My Love Remains... a poem by Marc for FE
myth.zip         Text file on THE TWO-PARTY SYSTEM MYTH: Presidential Elect.: The MultiParti
nascar6f.zip     NASCAR racing schedules, team lists with wildcat color codes.  
ncscam.zip       Text file that tells you about the SCAMS on the internet and how to tell if
nettrek2.zip     Freq. Asked Questions about the crew of the Enterprise from Star Trek show.
nfp96v10.zip     Nightmare Factory Productions presents their all new October, 1996 guide! L
ngstips.zip      National Genealogical Society text files containing advice for beginners,
niteb4.zip       Technical translation of the classic "The Night Before Christmas" story. Fu
nocarr~1.txt     No Carrier... a poem by Fire Escape
no_work.zip      99 excuses to skip out of work early.
obeprops.zip     Outcome Based Education related texts that critque the system and offer adv
ode2spot.txt     Words to "Ode to Spot" by Lt. Cmdr. Data of Star Trek the Next Generation
oldwhen.zip      Collection of "You know you're old when..." saying. Humorous.
old_lady.zip     Lyrics to "I know an old lady who swallowed." children's song. cute.
oracles1.zip     Collection of humorous texts from the Usenet called "Usenet Oracularities
os_jok.zip       Humorous metaphors comparing various operating systems.. Text file.
oxymoron.zip     Collection of interesting Oxymorons.
pacesttr.zip     The 23rd Psalm for Busy People.
paperpen.zip     Cute techincal description of Paper & Pencils
para.zip         Frequently Asked Questions about Parapsychology version 1.4: June 21st, 199
pcgames.zip      Internet PC Games Chart Document v14: Dec 95
pcred.zip        Politically Correct Little Red Riding Hood story. ASCII Text file.
pernfaq.zip      Frequently Asked Questions about Anne McCaffery's "Dragonriders of Pern" se
perplex.zip      Collection of humorous perplexing questions.
phantom.zip      Andrew Loyd Weber's Phantom of the Opera Text File containing the whole scr
phonetic.zip     Proposition about a new form of phonetic english. Pretty funny.
phontrik.zip     Legal things  that can enhance your home phone like always busy and music o
photowrk.zip     Informational Text file for graphics users on how to obtain the Photo Works
pity.zip         Pity: A short poem by Nick Paplanus.
pizza.zip        100 ways to freak people out while ordering a pizza.
poems.zip        Nice Love Poem [girl to guy].
pomjun95.zip     Politics Online Magazine: Jun 5 Vol. 2 #2
poolfaqs.zip     Pool & Billards FAQ v2.1: May 1995 update.
pope.zip         Cute joke about the Pope getting a ticket.
postd.zip        E-Mail Addresses to all St. Louis Post Dispatch writers, reporters & editor
ppcfaq.zip       PowerPC FAQ: June 1996 update.
pregnant.zip     If Men Got Pregnant. Humorous.
procrast.zip     The Procrastinator's Creed. Cute.
psxlist.zip      The 1997-1998 Play Station Games Listing. TEXT.
puke.zip         350 Synonyms for the word "Puke" and 16 bonus synonyms for special occasion
purpsith.zip     Star Wars: The Purple Sith. Star Wars Screenplay Spoof in which the The Reb
pwsteal.zip      CAT Legal Research & Security FAQ on Password Stealing.
quid-sit.zip     Quid Sit Veritas: The Odyssey of one Human Embreyologist as a Modern Diogen
quiz.zip         30 Question Concrete Language Operation Test.
quizbbs.zip      Are you addicted to BBSing? Here is a short True/False Quiz for you to take
rad_who.zip      Dr. Who Frequently Asked Questions: 9/94
rdinfo.zip       Frequently Asked Questions on Red Dwarf the BBC sci-fi comedy. April 15th 1
rdnckif.zip      Collection of "You might be a Redneck if.." sayings. Humorous.
rdwarf.zip       Article written by Craig Charles (Lister) of Red Dwarf about his recent arr
realsysp.zip     Real Sysops Don't... A Humorous text file that outlines what real sysops do
recomend.zip     A few suggested phrases for when you need to write a letter of reccomendati
redneck.txt      The Official Redneck Aptitude Test
redwrf.zip       ENTIRE scripts for EVERY SINGLE Red Dwarf Episode from Season 1 through Sea
restate.zip      Collection of Secret Real Estate Codes.
restroom.zip     A guide to proper etiquette in the Men's restroom. Humorous.
rights.zip       What are your rights as a bbser?
rltruths.zip     Text file of Rush Limbaugh's 35 Truths
rodents.zip      Technical translation of the lyrics to "Three Blind Mice". Pretty cute.
rottnhut.zip     The story of "Ladle Rat Rotten Hut". The tale of Little Red Riding Hood
rpg_list.zip     Complete Usenet List of RolePlaying Games Any & every RPG game ever created
sailing.zip      Humorous definitions about boating & sailing.
santa.txt        Humorous Text file about the scientific reasons why Santa is dead. Very fun
say_no.zip       101 Easy Ways to Say No, I'd Love to But...
science.zip      Humorous and innovative answers to science oriented questions from kids on
scrolls.zip      Translations from the Dead Sea Scrolls. From Smithsonian Online. Text files
scsifaq.zip      SCSI FAQ: May 1996 update. Systems & devices. Set up & config.
seedsow.zip      Seed Sowing Manual outlining the proccess for sowing orchid seeds.
seminar.zip      31 Seminars for Women. Cute.
setupbbs.zip     Text file on how to setup a BBS.
seustrek.zip     What Star Trek TNG would be like IF Dr. Seuss wrote the scripts.. Humorous 
sftv-upc.zip     Science Fiction Television: Schedule of upcoming shows for various sci-fi
sheathed.zip     American Center for Law and Justice presents "Faith & Culture Aug/Sept 94: 
shoot.txt        A comparison of various computer languages, using a unique metaphor. Funny.
shortof.zip      The Last "Full-Deck" Listing. Collection of alternate sayings indicating
shr.zip          Collection of lyrics from the ever-popular "Schoolhouse Rock" Conjunction
sic_em.zip       Cute story about a Burglar and a Parrot.
slavery.zip      Beauregard's Manifesto. Satirical interview with a pro-slavery advocate wit
smile.zip        Collection of emoticon smiles and facial expressions that can be made by
smiley.zip       Yet another collection of emoticon smileys.
soap.zip         Cute letters recording an ongoing problem between a hotel resident and her 
songbook.zip     Unoffical Pearl Jam Songbook 1.7 (2-16-95): Contains an assortment of lyric
songs.zip        Three little ditty's that are really silly.
so_that.zip      Short odd tales about some very odd people.
spaceflt.zip     Exerpt from "A Brief History of Spaceflight".
spam.zip         Monty Python's Flying Circus' famous Spam sketch. ASCII Text file.
species.zip      Patterns of Speciation by: Kenneth Cumming, Ph.D.
sre10.zip        SRE 10 Legacies: Heroes from the past are suddenly transporting to the pres
sretale1.zip     SRE Trilogy Set by Josh Renaud: SRE I The Best Game Ever Played, SRE II: Th
sretale2.zip     SRE Trilogy Set includes: SRE IV: The Confrontation! SRE V: The Underground
sretale3.zip     SRE Trilogy Set includes: SRE VII: Petros 50 years after SRE6, Amoko has
sretales.zip     Two more SRE stories includes: SRE The Feqh-Netur. A new covert force arise
sretrade.zip     SRE Commerce & Advanced Trade Theories. Text file about several advanced
srex.zip         SRE: X. A diplomat's family is brutally massacred by pirates & he plots
sre_finl.zip     SRE The Finale: This is the conclusion to the SRE Text Series. After a dizz
st-tech.zip      Star Trek Technical FAQ sheet. Details warp, transwarp, replicators, subspa
starccg.zip      Star Wars Card Game informational file.
starkill.zip     The Adventures of Starkiller by George Lucas: This is an early draft of the
stdrink.zip      Star Wars drinking game instructions. This game is not intended to promote 
stephenw.zip     Humor: Collect. of Stephen Wright lines
sthumor.zip      Top 10 Signs that you watch too much Star Trek. Humorous!
stoppoli.zip     Suggestions regarding what to do if you are stopped by police. TEXT.
stories.zip      Two short stories written by a user. Cool.
stparody.zip     Seven Star Trek Parody skits off of national Star Trek Nets.
strikeba.zip     The Empire Strikes Back screenplay. Ascii.
strwrner.zip     Star Warners: Yoda gets three new apprentices Yakko, Wakko, and Dot. Includ
sttl.zip         Text file collection offering a new time line for the star trek series.
studblop.txt     A collection of student bloopers on history essays, Hilarious!  A must-read
stupid.zip       36 Politically Correct ways of implying someone is a bit stupid or crazy. F
stwar.zip        Humorous review of the Star Wars epic movies. Ascii text file.
st_chnc.zip      What happens when the Star Trek universe collides with the Star Wars Univer
sucker.zip       The Dark Sucker Theory. Outlines how Dark is faster than Light. Pretty Sill
swnew.zip        Speculations regarding the upcoming Star Wars trilogy and what each one mig
swtopten.zip     Several David Letterman style top ten lists about Star Wars.
teams.zip        Humorous Listing of Sports Teams who's names are potentially offensive to t
teehee.zip       A list of 96 funny sayings & observations.
texan.zip        Joke about a Texan who goes Ice Fishing...
thankyou.zip     The Twelve Days of Xmas Thank You Notes Humorous Text!
thewall.zip      Pink Floyd: Ascii Text Lyrics to The Wall cd.
thought.zip      The Origin of Conceptual Thought in Living Systems by: A.E. Wilder-Smith
tinytoon.zip     Tinytoon FAQ August 1995 Update.
top10lst.zip     Collection of David Letterman's Top 10 Lists in ASCII Text Form.
treklist.zip     Collection of Top 10 and Top 20 Star-Trek Oriented Lists. Really funny.
truth.zip        Some General Truths of Life. Humorous.
tunes.zip        Collection of Political Parodies to well known tunes.
tyranny.zip      A "UN-Controlled World" Means Global Gov't article from The New American/No
uklights.zip     Collection of real honest to God E-Mail from a United Kingdom company regar
undertow.zip     Tool: Ascii Text Lyrics to the Undertow cd.
usfp.zip         The Universal Science Fiction Parody - A novel of Epic proportions. In this
utopia.zip       Utopia by Sir Thomas More, 1516 AD. Ascii text file. Politics & Religion.
v-tech.zip       V: A Technical Reference Manual.
v34test.zip      Test Reports from "Data Communications" magazine on 31 major brands of V.34
vending.zip      Thomas' Version of Murphy's Laws for Vending Machines. Humorous.
vic.zip          The MOS 6567/6569 Video Controller (VIC-II) and it's application in the
vindaloo.zip     Recipe for Vindaloo as mentioned by Lister on the show Red Dwarf.
virus.zip        Humorous Listing of Fake Computer Viruses and what they potentially do. Fun
warnings.zip     Humorous universal laws stated as if they were product warning lables. ASCI
wedfaq.zip       Wedding Planning FAQ 2.4: February 96 Update
wedgexpl.zip     Humorous explaination of how Star Wars pilot Wedge Antilles really is the
whatisfc.zip     What is Future Culture? Text file on various subcultures in our society.
who1st.zip       Text file of Abbott and Costello's "Who's on first?" comedy routine.
whoami.txt       Who am I, where are you?... a poem by Marc for FE
whojul10.zip     Dr. Who Frequently Asked Questions: July 1995 [Updated weekly]. Discusses t
whthand.zip      AD&D/Fantasy Story from the Internet.
why.zip          Collection of "Why?" questions and silly "answers" to them.
win95.zip        Collection of undocumented Windows 95 Error Codes. Absolutely side-splittin
wintrick.zip     Interesting little known tricks you can do with Windows 3.1.
witchlet.zip     An Open Letter to Witches, Wiccans and other Majick Practitioners.
woman.zip        Elemental Description of "Woman". Funny.
writing.zip      Great Rules for Writting. Funny.
wunliner.zip     Wun-liners collection from a local C-64 BBS. They are pretty good and can b
x-mas.zip        Collection of humorous texts about Christmas. Including: The Night Before
xena3.zip        Collection of Top 10 Lists about Xena & Hercules series. Pretty funny stuff
xmas.txt         The 12 Days of Christmas.. Technology gave to me.. Humor
young1.zip       The Young Ones FAQ 1.33 and 1.34. Two text files detailing everything you e
yr_9311.zip      Ygdrasil: A Journal Of The Poetic Arts Volume 1, No. 7. READROOM door forma
ys_9311.zip      Ygdrasil: A Journal Of The Poetic Arts November '93 Edition. MSDOS ASCII
ziphacks.zip     Text file from PKZIP (1992) that details a few of the older HACKS of PKZip